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previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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Hello! Hello! You guys look like you need a quest!

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Who says?

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Me!

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Yeah!

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Damien Conference, Knight of the Round!

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Where are you going?

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To Daggerford!

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Yeah, that and to help with the turnt gobbos.

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Wait, there's turnt gobbos?

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That's what Domain said!

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One very important question.

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Oh.

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What direction is Daggerford in?

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East!

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Ish!

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Turn that compass a little bit further southeast.

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Unguard!

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Oh, do I?

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Do you think I need to save the world from you, sir?

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If you are going to save the world,

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I would like to help you further gird your loins against evil.

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Ugh!

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And in the best way, you get your brains out of the gutters!

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Oh, first lesson!

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Never bring a sword to a jam fight!

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Or jam to a sword fight!

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I learned that the hard way.

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And Damien drops into a very respect-filled kneel

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directly in front of Glim.

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You have a lot of potential.

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You need to keep practicing,

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but you are on the road to greatness.

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I believe that destiny,

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with your friends supporting you, has chosen well.

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Oh, well, thank you.

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Thank you so much for your tutelage, circumference.

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It means so much to me.

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We are at your service, well, until we are in Daggerford,

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and then we will see where our next adventure takes us.

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But for the time being,

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you have a friend in circumference in Birdie Lemieux.

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Birdie's got just bird's seeds, just like, beacons.

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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We're a D&D fifth edition actual play podcast,

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and I'm your dungeon master, Russ Boren.

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With me today is Amy More.

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I am, I am here, and I play Sullivan Sleight,

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a lightfoot halfling rogue.

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And Carla Maxted.

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I am here, and I play Glim, a dragonborn pAlydin.

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And Tom Laird.

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That's me, I play Moot.

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He's a wild magic half-orc sorcerer.

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And back with us again this week from North by North Quest,

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Tiffany and David Alvard.

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Hello!

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We did it.

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We did it, we're back.

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Welcome back.

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I am Damien Conference, aka Sir Conference,

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the human lawful good pAlydin, night of the round,

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because that's an exotic build right there.

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I am Squire, Birdie Lemieux.

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I am a, oh, what's my actual bird?

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What are you, what bird?

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What bird am I?

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You should know, self-identity.

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I'm a lilac, I'm a lilac-breasted roller.

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Ken Q, so I'm very colorful.

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And I am a pAlydin squire.

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Yeah, I forgot to send the pictures to everybody.

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They're so pretty.

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All rainbowy.

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Oh, they're so pretty.

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They are lilac-breasted, as stated above.

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Thank you again for coming back this week

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to wrap up the epic tale of Sir Conference

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and his traveling for others.

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Wow, it's a very catchy question.

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We totally just got superseded on our own podcast.

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That just writes itself.

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That just rolls off the tongue.

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I went into it thinking, oh, God, I've got something.

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And then it just fell apart.

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It's Sir Conference and the fight against the turnt gobbos.

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I was going for Sir Conference and the quest for jam,

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but y'all can go that way.

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That's fine, too.

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We're getting jam.

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Yeah, 100%.

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Coming hell or high.

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Hopefully both.

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Or turnt gobbos.

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We haven't run into either of those things yet.

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So we're going to see how this episode goes.

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Well, that's how Armageddon happens, right?

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We have a plan.

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You've got to stick to our plan.

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The world.

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I'm following as best I can here.

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Jam and turnt gobbos.

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Final five minutes.

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There will be trouble.

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Yeah, don't spoil the ending for us.

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Spoilers.

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Where there aren't spoilers is over on Patreon.

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Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

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And when you are a patron of ours,

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you get an episode dedicated to you like today's patron, Aaron Stevens.

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Thank you very much.

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Thank you, Aaron.

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Go check it out.

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Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

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And now, fuck it, let's play D&D.

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Yeah.

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Good job, Bertie.

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The five of you are nearing the final day in your quest towards Daggerford.

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It's a cloudy, overcast day.

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You're getting a little tired.

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You've taken adequate rest along the way,

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but just walking that far takes it out of anybody.

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All that training.

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Trying to get my dueling up to snuff for circumference.

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Glenn is doing excellent.

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And so is Bertie.

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Yeah, we're a great team.

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Bertie is adequate.

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Wow.

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But see, what no one has seen is that out of the sight of everybody,

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circumference is actually very proud of Bertie's progress.

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He's just not showing it quite yet.

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I earned my bird seed.

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Thank you very much.

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I also keep an extra stash of it when you tell me I don't earn it

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so I can still have bird seed later.

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It's like your secret candy stash.

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Yeah, but like sunflower seeds.

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What have Moot and Sully been up to?

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I think Sully's been catching naps in the back.

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I think he's been like, yeah, I'm going to go to this back corner,

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because we're surrounding the caravan.

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And then he hops up on the step that's there

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and has really done very little walking in this entire trip.

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Moot has been working on his powers of observation

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because he felt like people have been seeing things on the road

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and he's always like the last to see it.

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So now he's like really trying to pay attention to things.

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Like you're playing your own little game of eye spy with my little eye.

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Yeah, and no one else knows that I'm doing it,

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but like every now and then he just kind of like nods to himself.

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Like, mm hmm.

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What's one thing that you've seen that nobody else has seen?

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A bird's nest in one of the trees.

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No one else noticed it, but Moot saw it.

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Good.

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Or no one else thought it was important enough to mention.

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Either way, you're carrying up the way.

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You've turned off the main road and you're heading towards Daggerford.

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Moot, because you're paying so very close attention.

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Damien is still up front, but you're kind of just looking over his shoulder.

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Perhaps he's engaged in conversation with Glim about the great dueling that you've been doing.

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You see a small humanoid figure running up the path in front of you,

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quite a distance away, running towards you.

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The trees are overhanging, so it's quite shadowy in the area that you're in,

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but it's running at a fair clip towards you.

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Does anybody see that up ahead?

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Or was I the first to spot it?

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Oh, spot what?

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Well, something's running towards us.

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You can't see that.

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Oh, hail and well met.

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Thing!

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Coming this direction, that Moot just pointed out.

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Hello?

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You hear, help, please hide, hide me.

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And you see a goblin in noble clothes.

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They're running towards you in your caravan,

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and they're looking over their shoulder and running towards you.

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And as they get closer, you see that they're wearing

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clothes that are embroidered with the symbol of the Waterdeep Guard.

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Oh, oh, oh, how can we help you?

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Well, as they get closer, they catch their breath.

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The goat riders, they're coming.

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I'm sorry, the goat riders?

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The goat riders.

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Yes, that's where they get their name from, the goat riders.

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They're coming.

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They're coming after me, please hide me.

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Why are they coming after you?

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I was, I was sent to set up Daggerford and then, excuse me.

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You're excused.

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I was sent to set up Daggerford and then all of these vicious, vicious of goblins.

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I mean, this is going to be a hard sell for you because I myself am a goblin.

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But I don't, I don't, I fall in line with the City Guard of Waterdeep.

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I don't fall in line with the way my people have taken, especially the goat riders.

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They've got a bad name in and of themselves, but they bust in and they chased me out.

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And they said they'd come get me for being a turncoat.

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Oh, well, your coat doesn't seem turned at all.

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Uh, and as birdies kind of like looking at them, I want to use my divine sense.

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So I can detect good and evil and I can sense anything affected by the hollow spell

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or know the location of any celestial fiend undead within 60 feet.

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That's not beyond total cover.

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Basically, I want to know if he's okay.

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Like if he's good, if he's evil,

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is he a turnt gobo or a gobo on our side?

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You get the distinct feeling that he is being honest and he is telling you,

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at least as far as you can tell, the truth as he knows it.

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Sir, I think we need to help them.

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You think that the goblin is speaking the truth.

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This one seems to be totally truthful and good and not one of the goat rider turnt gobbos.

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Yes, the goat riders.

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Would you be willing to stake your life on it, squire?

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Yes.

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Okay, I wouldn't.

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And he casts Zone of Truth on the little noble goblin and he's like,

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First be ye friend or foe.

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I got a wisdom save on that, don't I?

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Yes.

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I was trying to slide that one right past you too.

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I'm not going to slide nothing past me.

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That's uh, well, what's your DC?

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Sounds like you probably slid it past him.

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What's your DC?

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13.

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Okay, um, well, Sully, Amy, player knows, but I'm going to keep it.

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How do you want to play this?

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Because you wouldn't normally know.

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So if it failed, it cannot tell a deliberate lie.

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Yes, that is true.

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But you, you as a character would not know necessarily.

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Yeah, correct.

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So I think circumference is going to play it under the assumption that it took

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and he's going to roll with the information he gets.

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Be ye friend or foe.

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I'm, I'm a friend.

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I'm of the, I'm of the Waterdeep City Guard.

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And do you intend to hurt us?

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No, I was hoping that you would, you would help me.

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You come bearing the supplies that were sent towards Daggerford, no?

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Well, I mean, I was just looking for the giant jam jar, but like, yeah.

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Oh.

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Do you know where the jam jar is?

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The biggest one.

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You must be truthfully if you know where the giant jam jar is.

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The real, like the largest.

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Well, how big have you heard that the giant jam jar is?

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The world's largest jam jar.

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I know of a very large jam jar.

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We didn't say very large.

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World's largest.

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Wait, I feel like we've gotten off topic, sir.

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Big bird arms, Bertie Lemieux.

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Use your dress.

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There you go.

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Yes.

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Yes, I know, I know where, if that will help get you to come help Daggerford.

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00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:40,740
Okay, I guess.

259
00:12:40,740 --> 00:12:43,060
I know where there is a giant jam jar.

260
00:12:43,060 --> 00:12:43,860
Giant jam jar.

261
00:12:43,860 --> 00:12:44,500
Now we're talking.

262
00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:46,580
See, sir, I told you he was very good and helpful.

263
00:12:46,580 --> 00:12:46,900
All right.

264
00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:49,220
Well, then how far away are these goat riders?

265
00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:55,540
Well, they, I got away and I snuck away and I went through the trees and over the hills

266
00:12:55,540 --> 00:12:59,540
and through, through, down through the forest here and then came out on here.

267
00:12:59,539 --> 00:13:04,819
So I'm hoping they, I'm hoping they got distracted and went back or just gave up,

268
00:13:06,259 --> 00:13:06,980
but they're back.

269
00:13:06,980 --> 00:13:07,939
How many was there?

270
00:13:07,939 --> 00:13:09,139
How big were the goats?

271
00:13:09,139 --> 00:13:13,139
Were they like mountain climbing goats that can hop around or they just like small normal goats?

272
00:13:13,139 --> 00:13:13,459
Root.

273
00:13:14,179 --> 00:13:14,579
What?

274
00:13:14,579 --> 00:13:17,860
They have big, they have big horns and they, they, they do hop.

275
00:13:18,419 --> 00:13:20,099
I guess they could be mountain goats.

276
00:13:20,099 --> 00:13:20,500
Yes.

277
00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:23,219
See, that's important to know because a mountain goat is bigger than a normal goat,

278
00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:27,139
which means they must be bigger so they can travel much farther.

279
00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:27,939
Moot.

280
00:13:27,939 --> 00:13:28,819
Glim.

281
00:13:28,819 --> 00:13:29,379
Sully.

282
00:13:29,379 --> 00:13:29,779
Sully.

283
00:13:29,779 --> 00:13:30,100
Sully.

284
00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:31,059
Wake up, Sully.

285
00:13:31,059 --> 00:13:32,100
What do you all think?

286
00:13:33,220 --> 00:13:37,539
What do we, what do you want to, do you want to help this, this noble fellow?

287
00:13:37,539 --> 00:13:42,340
Do we believe him and we want to watch out for the oncoming storm?

288
00:13:43,059 --> 00:13:43,860
Goat riders.

289
00:13:45,379 --> 00:13:47,460
The oncoming goat riders.

290
00:13:48,659 --> 00:13:50,820
And we're thinking that goat riders are the turn.

291
00:13:51,860 --> 00:13:53,059
So they're turn goat.

292
00:13:53,059 --> 00:13:55,139
The turn stop is on goats.

293
00:13:56,019 --> 00:13:56,820
Turn goats.

294
00:13:56,820 --> 00:13:58,980
Or goat riders turn.

295
00:13:58,980 --> 00:14:02,340
I don't want it to sound like the goats are turned because I don't think that's the case.

296
00:14:02,340 --> 00:14:03,379
No one has said that so far.

297
00:14:03,379 --> 00:14:05,539
No, the goats are normal goats.

298
00:14:05,539 --> 00:14:07,460
It's the gobbos who are turned.

299
00:14:07,460 --> 00:14:09,539
The riders, goat riders of the storm.

300
00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:12,580
Goat riding, turn gobbos.

301
00:14:13,700 --> 00:14:20,340
Sully clamors down from the back of one of the caravan wagons and like comes up

302
00:14:20,340 --> 00:14:24,820
like rubbing his eyes and is like, what the hell is going on here?

303
00:14:25,700 --> 00:14:27,379
This guy's trying to sleep in the back.

304
00:14:27,939 --> 00:14:28,899
Turned gobbos.

305
00:14:29,700 --> 00:14:31,379
There's some burnt gobbos?

306
00:14:31,379 --> 00:14:32,340
We're pretty sure.

307
00:14:32,340 --> 00:14:33,539
No, turned gobbos.

308
00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:36,019
We're pretty sure turned gobbos are coming on goats.

309
00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:39,139
Okay, sorry.

310
00:14:39,139 --> 00:14:41,620
So there are, there are goblins on goats?

311
00:14:41,620 --> 00:14:42,120
Yes.

312
00:14:42,899 --> 00:14:47,539
Says this water deep guard goblin.

313
00:14:47,539 --> 00:14:48,740
I will call you a goblin.

314
00:14:48,740 --> 00:14:50,740
Standing in my zone of truth.

315
00:14:53,139 --> 00:14:54,820
I have been telling you the truth.

316
00:14:55,540 --> 00:15:00,340
My name is Fen, Fen Talma.

317
00:15:00,340 --> 00:15:02,500
I am of the water deep city guard.

318
00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:06,420
I was sent to Daggerford to await you with all the supplies

319
00:15:06,420 --> 00:15:09,379
to help set up the city for the people to come.

320
00:15:12,020 --> 00:15:14,340
Oh my, but you seem really all right.

321
00:15:16,020 --> 00:15:18,020
What did you do to this poor goblin?

322
00:15:18,020 --> 00:15:19,540
He's so worked up right now.

323
00:15:19,540 --> 00:15:22,180
Buddy, do you want to take a seat in the back of the caravan?

324
00:15:22,180 --> 00:15:24,420
Well, I have been running since Daggerford.

325
00:15:24,420 --> 00:15:25,220
Yeah, you go ahead.

326
00:15:25,220 --> 00:15:28,420
We'll take care of these gobbos on ghosts.

327
00:15:29,300 --> 00:15:31,620
Before you ghost, can you tell us how many there are?

328
00:15:32,580 --> 00:15:34,660
Well, there were quite a few.

329
00:15:35,380 --> 00:15:39,220
There was one larger goblin.

330
00:15:39,220 --> 00:15:41,220
He seemed to be the leader barking orders.

331
00:15:43,940 --> 00:15:45,140
They all went into Daggerford.

332
00:15:45,140 --> 00:15:52,580
I was chased off by three, maybe four goat riding goblins, the goat riders.

333
00:15:53,540 --> 00:15:58,180
And then there were a number of other goblins that went into the city.

334
00:15:59,139 --> 00:16:00,500
Let's go fuck some shit up.

335
00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:02,580
Yeah, what's the name of our merchant man Horace?

336
00:16:03,220 --> 00:16:04,100
What's his name?

337
00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:04,660
Herman?

338
00:16:04,660 --> 00:16:05,940
Hey, Hamish.

339
00:16:05,940 --> 00:16:06,900
Hiram?

340
00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:09,620
Hamish, is this the nobleman that we seek?

341
00:16:11,460 --> 00:16:12,580
Hamish didn't go with you.

342
00:16:15,460 --> 00:16:20,500
Damien suddenly realized that, oh, forget that I said that.

343
00:16:20,740 --> 00:16:21,240
Hmm.

344
00:16:22,580 --> 00:16:28,980
I think we should help him because he seems like a very good and trustworthy person,

345
00:16:28,980 --> 00:16:34,019
and we take care of these goat riders.

346
00:16:34,019 --> 00:16:37,220
Plus it will be excellent experience for Glim.

347
00:16:38,259 --> 00:16:38,980
Yes.

348
00:16:38,980 --> 00:16:40,740
And Moot and Sully.

349
00:16:40,740 --> 00:16:44,820
We came here to fight some goblins and see some jam,

350
00:16:44,820 --> 00:16:47,379
and we're going to do at least one of those things today.

351
00:16:47,379 --> 00:16:50,659
It's definitely the jam when we're done with the gobbos.

352
00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:52,659
That's what I was thinking.

353
00:16:52,659 --> 00:16:53,700
Let's do this thing.

354
00:16:55,220 --> 00:17:01,620
Okay, you should probably be very careful because the goat riders, they're very wily.

355
00:17:03,299 --> 00:17:08,339
So are we, wily, and like a little bird bob, like a head bob.

356
00:17:08,980 --> 00:17:13,380
Okay, are we, are we, are we, how are we doing this?

357
00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:16,579
I mean, you can stay here because you wanted to not-

358
00:17:16,579 --> 00:17:18,099
Do you know where you're going?

359
00:17:18,099 --> 00:17:18,819
To Daggerford?

360
00:17:20,179 --> 00:17:20,659
Yeah.

361
00:17:20,659 --> 00:17:24,579
Which one of you three are the tactician of your group?

362
00:17:24,579 --> 00:17:27,539
Who takes point on these sorts of encounters?

363
00:17:28,179 --> 00:17:30,019
Oh, I've been a tactician before.

364
00:17:30,019 --> 00:17:32,179
Sully, what do you suggest we do?

365
00:17:32,179 --> 00:17:34,819
I will follow your very learned lead.

366
00:17:35,460 --> 00:17:39,539
Well, it all depends on whether or not we're using brass tacks,

367
00:17:39,539 --> 00:17:44,500
or if we're using steel tacks, or if we're going to use some gold tacks,

368
00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:48,099
and it all really depends on what kind of material you're tacking together.

369
00:17:48,099 --> 00:17:56,819
Uh, I was planning to use my short sword to attack them.

370
00:17:56,819 --> 00:17:58,900
Attack, Birdie, attack.

371
00:17:58,900 --> 00:18:01,859
Yeah, see, attack.

372
00:18:01,859 --> 00:18:04,019
I don't think we're talking about the same thing at all.

373
00:18:04,740 --> 00:18:06,500
No, I haven't taken-

374
00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:09,460
A tactician, I don't think it means what you think it means.

375
00:18:10,420 --> 00:18:12,180
Yeah, I haven't taken that class yet.

376
00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:18,019
I'm only a second year squire.

377
00:18:18,019 --> 00:18:19,460
That's for third year squire.

378
00:18:19,460 --> 00:18:22,500
What does Mute and Grimm suggest?

379
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:25,380
Maybe one of them have a better idea.

380
00:18:25,380 --> 00:18:27,059
Why don't you have an idea?

381
00:18:27,059 --> 00:18:28,420
You're the knight here.

382
00:18:28,420 --> 00:18:29,460
I am.

383
00:18:29,460 --> 00:18:34,660
And this would be a great experience to follow one of your leads into glorious battle

384
00:18:34,660 --> 00:18:37,700
on the way to protect our new friend.

385
00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:39,940
I don't think he wants to make the plan, you guys.

386
00:18:39,940 --> 00:18:45,700
Well, I think Venn should come with us because he's in the city guard,

387
00:18:45,700 --> 00:18:50,340
so he must be strong and brave and only had to run away because it's just him.

388
00:18:50,340 --> 00:18:52,019
Overpowered, I was.

389
00:18:52,660 --> 00:18:54,660
Exactly, but now you've got us.

390
00:18:54,660 --> 00:18:58,580
So, and you know where we're going and you said you snuck away,

391
00:18:58,580 --> 00:18:59,779
so maybe we can sneak in.

392
00:19:00,980 --> 00:19:02,420
Yeah, I could help with that.

393
00:19:03,860 --> 00:19:06,900
Okay, so we sneak in and we get them all.

394
00:19:06,900 --> 00:19:10,660
So we sneak in, fight the turn gobbos, eat some jam.

395
00:19:10,660 --> 00:19:11,780
I like that plan.

396
00:19:11,780 --> 00:19:12,500
This sounds great.

397
00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:16,100
That's a way better plan than I had, which was use him as bait.

398
00:19:16,980 --> 00:19:18,259
Glad we're listening to you.

399
00:19:23,060 --> 00:19:26,500
I answered everything truthfully to the best of my knowledge.

400
00:19:27,540 --> 00:19:28,740
That's where you went first.

401
00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:31,700
I wouldn't take it personal.

402
00:19:32,420 --> 00:19:34,580
I went to Sully first, to be fair.

403
00:19:34,579 --> 00:19:39,779
That was like third or fourth down the list, so we'll put you in the back.

404
00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:41,299
And that was your first mistake.

405
00:19:41,299 --> 00:19:42,579
Okay, well.

406
00:19:44,179 --> 00:19:46,179
How about Sully protect you?

407
00:19:46,179 --> 00:19:47,299
Y'all can take the back.

408
00:19:49,299 --> 00:19:49,699
Yes.

409
00:19:49,699 --> 00:19:51,619
Cool, yeah, sure.

410
00:19:53,059 --> 00:19:54,899
I don't know what's happening.

411
00:19:54,899 --> 00:20:01,699
We're going to sneak in to Daggerford and take care of the gobo problem

412
00:20:01,699 --> 00:20:02,740
and then have jam.

413
00:20:03,699 --> 00:20:04,099
All right.

414
00:20:04,579 --> 00:20:07,859
You continue up the path towards Daggerford.

415
00:20:07,859 --> 00:20:17,059
You hide as best you can your caravan before you get to where Finn says

416
00:20:17,059 --> 00:20:20,099
the sight lines of Daggerford are.

417
00:20:20,099 --> 00:20:25,379
You clear through the forest line and you see as you come around the corner

418
00:20:25,379 --> 00:20:31,619
a walled city and he says there's Daggerford and it overlooks

419
00:20:32,580 --> 00:20:38,100
the river that you now see opening up off to the south of the city.

420
00:20:38,980 --> 00:20:43,940
The big one, I think he's probably, I don't know if he was able to get

421
00:20:43,940 --> 00:20:44,660
into the castle.

422
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:50,180
They had everything pretty boarded up, but he probably went at least

423
00:20:50,980 --> 00:20:53,140
to one of the bigger, to the bigger houses.

424
00:20:54,340 --> 00:21:00,180
And as you watch for a moment, you see now six

425
00:21:01,780 --> 00:21:08,420
goat riding goblins, goblins riding, six, yeah, goat riding goblins.

426
00:21:08,420 --> 00:21:09,700
Not goats riding goblins.

427
00:21:11,460 --> 00:21:15,540
Six goat riding goblins moving around the perimeter.

428
00:21:15,540 --> 00:21:20,980
You see several goblins off into the pier, off in the river.

429
00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:26,180
They're like ransacking through ships and you see a few kind of running

430
00:21:26,180 --> 00:21:27,460
in and out of the city.

431
00:21:28,340 --> 00:21:33,779
Well, if I know anything about goblins, and I think I do, and it's kind of like

432
00:21:33,779 --> 00:21:36,500
being in prison, you gotta kill the biggest one.

433
00:21:38,100 --> 00:21:41,620
Oh, you just take out the biggest goblin and then all the other goblins

434
00:21:41,620 --> 00:21:42,660
don't know what to do anymore?

435
00:21:43,380 --> 00:21:45,620
Yeah, they're really simple hate and offense.

436
00:21:47,059 --> 00:21:47,779
No, it's fine.

437
00:21:47,779 --> 00:21:52,740
I separated ways with their kind quite a while ago.

438
00:21:52,740 --> 00:21:55,620
Yeah, so, you know, if they don't have anyone to take any

439
00:21:55,620 --> 00:22:00,900
direction from, they just kind of disband until they come across the next bigger goblin.

440
00:22:02,900 --> 00:22:03,460
Okay.

441
00:22:03,460 --> 00:22:06,740
Okay, so let's go find the big guy then.

442
00:22:06,740 --> 00:22:07,220
Yes.

443
00:22:07,220 --> 00:22:08,660
And how do we sneak in?

444
00:22:12,100 --> 00:22:12,660
Quietly.

445
00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:15,460
Quietly is probably best.

446
00:22:17,460 --> 00:22:19,620
There are two main entrances.

447
00:22:19,620 --> 00:22:21,220
Well, there's the main entrance there.

448
00:22:21,220 --> 00:22:27,620
There's one smaller entrance that goes underground often to the north of the city there.

449
00:22:27,620 --> 00:22:34,579
If we can time, I don't know, the perimeter check or take out one of the goat-riding goblins,

450
00:22:35,460 --> 00:22:38,819
maybe we can sneak in the north entrance?

451
00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:49,539
We gotta go through the north entrance if we can take out one of the guard goblins.

452
00:22:49,539 --> 00:22:53,619
I'd say we could try and disguise.

453
00:22:53,619 --> 00:23:00,659
I could probably disguise, you know, Sully and Birdie here.

454
00:23:00,659 --> 00:23:01,299
They're small.

455
00:23:02,099 --> 00:23:02,579
Yes.

456
00:23:02,579 --> 00:23:04,099
Disguised as what?

457
00:23:04,099 --> 00:23:04,899
As goblins.

458
00:23:06,420 --> 00:23:09,220
Wait, you think you could disguise me as a goblin?

459
00:23:10,659 --> 00:23:11,700
She's covered in feathers.

460
00:23:11,700 --> 00:23:12,259
Feathery.

461
00:23:14,019 --> 00:23:15,059
They are covered in feathers.

462
00:23:16,099 --> 00:23:17,700
They are covered in feathers, yes.

463
00:23:18,660 --> 00:23:24,019
I've picked up many good skills along the way, but you let me know which way you want to go.

464
00:23:24,019 --> 00:23:25,460
We could sneak you both through.

465
00:23:26,019 --> 00:23:28,180
I don't know about your taller friends.

466
00:23:28,180 --> 00:23:29,539
They would be much more difficult.

467
00:23:30,580 --> 00:23:32,660
Does anybody have a bow and arrow?

468
00:23:32,660 --> 00:23:33,539
Oh, yeah, I do.

469
00:23:33,539 --> 00:23:34,900
I have a crossbow.

470
00:23:34,900 --> 00:23:35,539
I gotta show a bow.

471
00:23:35,539 --> 00:23:41,299
Because maybe we could just time the perimeter guards, shoot one, and then get in.

472
00:23:42,019 --> 00:23:42,340
Sure.

473
00:23:44,259 --> 00:23:45,860
I like the costume idea.

474
00:23:45,860 --> 00:23:52,100
I love a full costume montage.

475
00:23:52,100 --> 00:23:58,500
But maybe, maybe we shouldn't separate because, no offense, Fen,

476
00:23:58,500 --> 00:24:01,380
there is still a possibility that you're just tricking us.

477
00:24:02,020 --> 00:24:02,660
That's fair.

478
00:24:03,780 --> 00:24:05,940
He did yell zone of truth at me, though.

479
00:24:06,740 --> 00:24:06,820
He did.

480
00:24:06,820 --> 00:24:09,220
And I assume that stands for something in your group.

481
00:24:09,780 --> 00:24:12,660
It does, to me.

482
00:24:12,660 --> 00:24:13,300
Yep.

483
00:24:13,300 --> 00:24:18,820
It's when we all agree to just tell the truth in that circle of trust.

484
00:24:18,820 --> 00:24:19,940
Trust circle.

485
00:24:19,940 --> 00:24:20,820
Trust circle.

486
00:24:22,259 --> 00:24:23,700
Sully pulls out his short bow.

487
00:24:26,340 --> 00:24:29,380
Bertie's just covered in weapons and no one seems to notice.

488
00:24:30,019 --> 00:24:34,340
So from around their back, they pull out a heavy crossbow.

489
00:24:34,340 --> 00:24:36,580
Maybe I should call you arsenal and not root.

490
00:24:38,820 --> 00:24:41,620
It blends in with my plumage because I painted it.

491
00:24:41,620 --> 00:24:43,060
Yeah, the plumage is so thick.

492
00:24:43,060 --> 00:24:44,100
To camouflage.

493
00:24:44,100 --> 00:24:45,540
And I painted it to match.

494
00:24:47,380 --> 00:24:47,700
Wow.

495
00:24:47,700 --> 00:24:48,660
I love it even more.

496
00:24:50,020 --> 00:24:51,300
That's amazing camouflage.

497
00:24:52,020 --> 00:24:55,540
It's kind of like the disguise I would have used on you.

498
00:24:56,660 --> 00:25:00,980
Yeah, it's a lot easier, I think, to camouflage a crossbow to look like my

499
00:25:00,980 --> 00:25:03,300
plumage than to make my plumage look like a gobo.

500
00:25:04,820 --> 00:25:05,540
You're not wrong.

501
00:25:07,220 --> 00:25:09,540
It might have been a work of art.

502
00:25:10,500 --> 00:25:10,740
Well.

503
00:25:11,379 --> 00:25:13,460
But I was willing to try if that's what you wanted.

504
00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:14,899
Another day.

505
00:25:14,899 --> 00:25:20,659
While everyone's talking, Sully lets loose an arrow at one of the guards on goats.

506
00:25:21,859 --> 00:25:23,139
Oh, we're starting.

507
00:25:23,139 --> 00:25:24,659
Time the show.

508
00:25:24,659 --> 00:25:26,339
No, Sully's going for it.

509
00:25:26,339 --> 00:25:28,339
Because you're still at the main entrance.

510
00:25:28,339 --> 00:25:30,259
You haven't even gone around to the side entrance yet.

511
00:25:30,259 --> 00:25:31,859
Yeah, I just started shooting.

512
00:25:31,859 --> 00:25:33,299
Okay, oh, we're doing this.

513
00:25:33,299 --> 00:25:33,619
Okay.

514
00:25:33,619 --> 00:25:34,819
Okay, roll.

515
00:25:35,539 --> 00:25:40,419
And your halfling friend takes the initiative quite literally.

516
00:25:42,740 --> 00:25:48,899
Okay, so there's one right out front that gets pegged right in the head

517
00:25:49,460 --> 00:25:50,579
with your crossbow bolt.

518
00:25:51,460 --> 00:25:54,179
It goes, it lets out, you hear just like an eee,

519
00:25:55,139 --> 00:25:58,179
and it drops off of the goat and the goat runs off one way.

520
00:25:59,299 --> 00:26:04,179
Some goblins run out the main door, main entrance, which they have been doing.

521
00:26:04,899 --> 00:26:08,179
In my description, they look, they yell,

522
00:26:10,819 --> 00:26:16,579
and then you hear like a jangling going on inside, like a makeshift bell of sort.

523
00:26:18,179 --> 00:26:22,419
And you see them all start to rush back towards Daggerford.

524
00:26:23,460 --> 00:26:24,899
Guys, I think I made a mistake.

525
00:26:26,259 --> 00:26:28,259
But we're here now, and Brady yells,

526
00:26:28,259 --> 00:26:32,259
take that gobo and fires a crossbow bolt at one.

527
00:26:32,259 --> 00:26:35,299
As Damien says to Sully, you're a paragon of stealth.

528
00:26:36,980 --> 00:26:37,619
Thank you, Seth.

529
00:26:38,819 --> 00:26:40,019
That's a six.

530
00:26:42,180 --> 00:26:43,299
There's a lot happening.

531
00:26:43,299 --> 00:26:45,779
It goes wide and kind of skids to the ground.

532
00:26:46,500 --> 00:26:51,779
The goblin you were aiming at sees it and turns and looks up towards where it came from.

533
00:26:53,379 --> 00:26:56,500
Are you at all trying to hide at this point, anybody?

534
00:26:56,500 --> 00:26:57,859
Oh yeah, well Sully's hiding.

535
00:26:57,859 --> 00:26:58,900
He's like behind a tree.

536
00:27:00,660 --> 00:27:02,019
He's all stealthy and shit.

537
00:27:02,099 --> 00:27:06,099
Brady popped up, yelled, take that gobos, fired.

538
00:27:06,099 --> 00:27:08,660
And then when the gobo looked at them, because they didn't get it,

539
00:27:08,660 --> 00:27:10,500
they tried to duck back down, but didn't make it.

540
00:27:13,460 --> 00:27:18,019
So you see, because they saw you, you see that they see where you are.

541
00:27:19,299 --> 00:27:26,339
And you see goblins running up and on the walls now, and they too have crossbows.

542
00:27:27,299 --> 00:27:29,700
Sir, I think we need a strategic retreat.

543
00:27:32,819 --> 00:27:34,180
Well, quick group.

544
00:27:34,180 --> 00:27:38,180
Do we retreat and regroup or do we just sally forth into the fray?

545
00:27:38,180 --> 00:27:39,059
Then we're going to die.

546
00:27:39,059 --> 00:27:40,259
No, I think we run.

547
00:27:40,259 --> 00:27:42,180
Yeah, we're going to die.

548
00:27:42,180 --> 00:27:44,500
There is honor in living to fight.

549
00:27:44,500 --> 00:27:45,779
Another day retreat.

550
00:27:45,779 --> 00:27:46,819
Strategic retreat.

551
00:27:47,619 --> 00:27:51,379
And Brady gets like flapping behind circumference.

552
00:27:52,099 --> 00:27:54,339
Are Glim and Moot also retreating?

553
00:27:54,339 --> 00:27:56,180
Oh, I mean, I think we have to.

554
00:27:56,180 --> 00:27:57,379
There are so many goblins.

555
00:27:57,379 --> 00:27:58,900
There are a lot of goblins.

556
00:27:58,900 --> 00:28:00,099
Too many gobos.

557
00:28:01,060 --> 00:28:03,780
So many more than I originally thought.

558
00:28:03,780 --> 00:28:06,020
We didn't even get close enough to see if they were turnt.

559
00:28:06,660 --> 00:28:09,540
Who knows what kind of party atmosphere is in that castle.

560
00:28:09,540 --> 00:28:11,220
Tom Fritz was definitely trying to be quiet,

561
00:28:11,220 --> 00:28:14,100
because he knew he's in pretty much full plate armor and a cape,

562
00:28:14,100 --> 00:28:15,540
so he knew he wasn't going to be stealthy.

563
00:28:15,540 --> 00:28:17,140
And then y'all are like, here, have some arrows.

564
00:28:17,140 --> 00:28:17,620
We're right here.

565
00:28:17,620 --> 00:28:19,140
And he's like, oh, maybe I should have just gone.

566
00:28:19,140 --> 00:28:20,580
I don't think we all did that.

567
00:28:20,580 --> 00:28:22,660
No, I think just one of us did.

568
00:28:22,660 --> 00:28:25,460
No, Sully did it and then Brady thought that's what we were doing,

569
00:28:25,460 --> 00:28:26,660
so Brady tried to help.

570
00:28:27,620 --> 00:28:29,380
Sully heard we're going to shoot them,

571
00:28:29,380 --> 00:28:31,220
and then he just went with that information.

572
00:28:33,060 --> 00:28:36,180
OK, so you are booking it back to the caravan.

573
00:28:37,620 --> 00:28:40,100
The drivers, who we haven't introduced at all,

574
00:28:40,100 --> 00:28:43,140
see you coming running full tilt.

575
00:28:43,140 --> 00:28:44,820
Are you, start the caravan.

576
00:28:46,660 --> 00:28:49,779
They're busy trying to get their horses moving

577
00:28:49,779 --> 00:28:52,100
and the wagons going in the opposite direction,

578
00:28:52,100 --> 00:28:56,500
and you hear the sound of hooves coming from behind you.

579
00:28:57,140 --> 00:28:59,620
You turn to see, coming up over the hill,

580
00:29:01,060 --> 00:29:03,300
seven goblins riding goats.

581
00:29:06,100 --> 00:29:09,940
I think about 30 feet behind the caravan.

582
00:29:09,940 --> 00:29:15,620
So between the caravan and the goats of the storm,

583
00:29:17,060 --> 00:29:20,019
Damien turns around with his back to the caravan

584
00:29:20,019 --> 00:29:23,460
and kind of tanks in position to try to guard our flank.

585
00:29:23,460 --> 00:29:30,819
So, Brady, if you're going to be next to me, be next to me.

586
00:29:30,819 --> 00:29:32,420
Brady will be next to you.

587
00:29:32,420 --> 00:29:32,900
Cool.

588
00:29:32,900 --> 00:29:34,740
A squire stays with their knight.

589
00:29:34,740 --> 00:29:35,860
That's right, Root.

590
00:29:37,539 --> 00:29:39,779
What are Moot, Glim, and Sully doing?

591
00:29:41,460 --> 00:29:43,940
The drivers are trying to turn the caravan back around.

592
00:29:44,980 --> 00:29:46,980
OK, and there isn't any other passengers, is there?

593
00:29:46,980 --> 00:29:47,779
It's all just goods.

594
00:29:48,420 --> 00:29:50,259
OK, then I will also stay to fight.

595
00:29:51,460 --> 00:29:53,220
I don't need to help the drivers.

596
00:29:53,220 --> 00:29:56,019
They are better at doing the driving than I am.

597
00:29:56,019 --> 00:29:57,700
So I will fight.

598
00:29:57,700 --> 00:30:00,259
Sully will fight, too, because he got us into this mess.

599
00:30:01,539 --> 00:30:02,819
Yeah, Moot's ready for it.

600
00:30:02,819 --> 00:30:07,220
OK, set a timer here.

601
00:30:07,220 --> 00:30:08,740
Everybody, roll initiative.

602
00:30:09,460 --> 00:30:12,500
We all strike a dramatic team pose.

603
00:30:12,500 --> 00:30:13,059
21.

604
00:30:13,059 --> 00:30:13,700
Oh, my god.

605
00:30:16,900 --> 00:30:19,460
Guys, I rolled a one, so it's a good start.

606
00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:21,220
It's all right.

607
00:30:21,220 --> 00:30:22,019
You got it out of the way.

608
00:30:22,019 --> 00:30:22,339
Exactly.

609
00:30:22,339 --> 00:30:22,819
That's right.

610
00:30:24,180 --> 00:30:26,180
17 for Moot.

611
00:30:26,180 --> 00:30:27,860
19 for Bertie Lemieux.

612
00:30:29,140 --> 00:30:29,700
24.

613
00:30:29,700 --> 00:30:31,620
OK, so the goblins are far enough out

614
00:30:31,620 --> 00:30:34,420
that they're not going to make it to you this turn.

615
00:30:34,420 --> 00:30:36,019
They are charging towards you.

616
00:30:37,380 --> 00:30:38,579
Damien is up first.

617
00:30:39,140 --> 00:30:42,180
Oh, and you said they're how far out?

618
00:30:42,180 --> 00:30:43,380
I know you said not this turn, but.

619
00:30:46,900 --> 00:30:48,420
Goat running full tilt.

620
00:30:50,180 --> 00:30:51,539
Do the math and the physics.

621
00:30:52,500 --> 00:30:54,339
Can you say they're going to dash on their turn?

622
00:30:54,339 --> 00:30:57,059
If seven goblins on goats, leave Daggerford.

623
00:30:57,059 --> 00:30:59,220
Yeah, are they African or European?

624
00:31:01,139 --> 00:31:02,819
Let's say they're 80 feet out.

625
00:31:06,980 --> 00:31:08,420
That's a far off goblin.

626
00:31:08,420 --> 00:31:12,659
And as they get to about 80 feet,

627
00:31:12,659 --> 00:31:15,779
you see on the backs of the goats

628
00:31:16,819 --> 00:31:20,659
that there are, in fact, two goblins per goat on some of them.

629
00:31:22,500 --> 00:31:23,539
Two goblins per goat.

630
00:31:23,539 --> 00:31:25,299
OK, I think what Damien's going to do

631
00:31:25,299 --> 00:31:26,899
is he's going to actually hold his turn

632
00:31:26,899 --> 00:31:32,740
until the first two gobo goat gets within melee attack range.

633
00:31:33,299 --> 00:31:34,819
OK, so right up on you.

634
00:31:35,460 --> 00:31:35,700
Yeah.

635
00:31:36,579 --> 00:31:38,180
OK, Sully.

636
00:31:38,819 --> 00:31:44,099
Sully is going to shoot his short bow at any of whichever ones.

637
00:31:44,899 --> 00:31:45,220
Sure.

638
00:31:46,980 --> 00:31:48,180
Oh, no, he might not.

639
00:31:48,899 --> 00:31:49,940
14.

640
00:31:49,940 --> 00:31:51,460
Are you aiming for the goblin or the goat?

641
00:31:51,539 --> 00:31:52,420
Oh, the goblin.

642
00:31:52,420 --> 00:31:54,659
What kind of a monster do you think I am?

643
00:31:54,659 --> 00:31:56,500
I mean, you started all this shit, so.

644
00:31:57,940 --> 00:31:59,139
Never once shot a goat.

645
00:31:59,139 --> 00:31:59,859
Fair enough.

646
00:31:59,859 --> 00:32:02,659
And she also aimed for a goblin that time, Russ.

647
00:32:03,779 --> 00:32:04,819
Yes, you do hit the goblin.

648
00:32:04,819 --> 00:32:06,180
Oh, I do hit the goblin.

649
00:32:06,180 --> 00:32:08,659
Make a big fucking deal about it if I actually hit him.

650
00:32:11,779 --> 00:32:12,659
Nine damage.

651
00:32:13,379 --> 00:32:16,420
You hit that goblin square in the chest

652
00:32:17,379 --> 00:32:19,059
and it falls to the ground.

653
00:32:19,059 --> 00:32:20,579
There's a goblin sitting behind it

654
00:32:20,579 --> 00:32:24,339
who takes the reins of the goat and continues to charge forward.

655
00:32:25,379 --> 00:32:25,779
Bertie.

656
00:32:26,419 --> 00:32:33,939
Bertie is going to aim their crossbow at a gobo, but not a goat,

657
00:32:34,980 --> 00:32:37,539
and is going to try and attack them.

658
00:32:39,220 --> 00:32:40,179
That's an 11.

659
00:32:42,259 --> 00:32:45,939
It glances off the shoulder plate armor of one of these goats

660
00:32:46,500 --> 00:32:48,419
and goes wide up into the trees.

661
00:32:49,380 --> 00:32:56,019
Ah, before I am done, who of our new friends

662
00:32:56,019 --> 00:32:58,019
has the lowest armor class?

663
00:32:58,019 --> 00:33:00,660
Because I'm going to cast Shield of Faith on them.

664
00:33:01,300 --> 00:33:02,900
Oh, oh, it's me, it's me, it's me.

665
00:33:02,900 --> 00:33:03,620
Okay, perfect.

666
00:33:04,420 --> 00:33:08,019
Moot, I am going to cast Shield of Faith on you.

667
00:33:08,019 --> 00:33:12,340
And a little shimmery, probably turquoisey field comes around you

668
00:33:12,340 --> 00:33:16,340
and you get plus two to your AC for 10 minutes.

669
00:33:16,340 --> 00:33:19,300
What is your armor class?

670
00:33:20,260 --> 00:33:21,300
Normally, it's 10.

671
00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:23,460
You're welcome.

672
00:33:24,900 --> 00:33:25,940
Well, I'm a sorcerer.

673
00:33:25,940 --> 00:33:27,460
They don't exactly wear plate mail.

674
00:33:27,460 --> 00:33:28,260
That's true.

675
00:33:28,260 --> 00:33:29,060
That's fair.

676
00:33:29,060 --> 00:33:32,980
And just so I know, Bertie, you're to my right, like within five feet.

677
00:33:32,980 --> 00:33:34,740
Is anyone else within five feet of me?

678
00:33:36,820 --> 00:33:38,180
I probably am.

679
00:33:38,180 --> 00:33:39,860
I imagined us all standing.

680
00:33:39,860 --> 00:33:40,660
Kind of in a line.

681
00:33:40,660 --> 00:33:42,660
The three of us are Charlie's Angels style.

682
00:33:42,660 --> 00:33:43,160
Yes.

683
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:43,660
I don't know.

684
00:33:43,660 --> 00:33:44,160
Okay.

685
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:45,340
Okay.

686
00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:47,080
I'm Cameron Diaz.

687
00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:54,840
Okay, Moot, as you get the signal that you have a higher armor class now,

688
00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:55,560
it is your turn.

689
00:33:56,680 --> 00:34:02,279
I am going to use my cantrip Frostbite.

690
00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:08,440
So I am causing a numbing frost to form on one creature

691
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:09,800
that I can see within range.

692
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:11,240
I'll take the lead Gobbo.

693
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:12,300
Okay.

694
00:34:13,159 --> 00:34:15,319
He has to make a constitution saving throw.

695
00:34:15,319 --> 00:34:17,239
Well, you know, Goblin's in their constitution.

696
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:19,559
Through the roof, I know.

697
00:34:21,319 --> 00:34:21,819
Three.

698
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:23,559
Yeah, yeah.

699
00:34:23,559 --> 00:34:26,119
So you're going to take 1d6 cold damage

700
00:34:26,119 --> 00:34:30,679
and that Gobbo will have disadvantage on the next weapon attack roll it makes

701
00:34:30,679 --> 00:34:31,799
before the end of his next turn.

702
00:34:31,799 --> 00:34:33,079
All right, roll me some damage.

703
00:34:34,599 --> 00:34:35,480
Six damage.

704
00:34:36,199 --> 00:34:42,119
It lets out a scream in pain as the frost begins to course through its body

705
00:34:42,119 --> 00:34:44,359
and it releases its hands from the reins

706
00:34:44,359 --> 00:34:46,599
and it's just hopping on top of this goblin

707
00:34:46,599 --> 00:34:47,799
or on top of this goat.

708
00:34:47,799 --> 00:34:49,559
Oh my God, Goblin's riding Goblins.

709
00:34:50,199 --> 00:34:50,839
Oh no.

710
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:53,079
What does this goblin come to?

711
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:54,839
That's sad.

712
00:34:57,079 --> 00:34:58,039
And that is all for your turn?

713
00:34:59,000 --> 00:34:59,559
That's it.

714
00:34:59,559 --> 00:35:00,059
Glim.

715
00:35:01,559 --> 00:35:07,960
I am going to cast Bless on Circumference and Birdie

716
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:13,240
and, well, let's say Sully because, you know,

717
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,000
Mood already got a spell cast on him.

718
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:20,840
So I'm going to Bless three creatures

719
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:24,840
and when you make an attack roll or a saving throw for the next one minute

720
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:29,079
you can roll an extra d4 and add that to it.

721
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:31,400
To the attack roll, not the damage?

722
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,679
Attack roll or saving throw.

723
00:35:36,679 --> 00:35:37,179
Cool.

724
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:42,599
The wagons have kind of turned themselves perpendicular in the path.

725
00:35:44,599 --> 00:35:47,240
You look back and you see that the goblins,

726
00:35:47,240 --> 00:35:51,079
the ones that are riding double on the goat,

727
00:35:52,199 --> 00:35:55,880
hop off and tuck and roll and run into the trees.

728
00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:59,639
So you see four goblins run into the trees.

729
00:35:59,639 --> 00:36:03,880
At this point, two goats are running just with the pack with no goblins on top.

730
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:07,640
So five goblins are still on goats.

731
00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:13,000
Two goats are goblin-less and four goblins have run into the trees.

732
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,360
Is this a Dr. Seuss book?

733
00:36:17,079 --> 00:36:20,280
The goats have dashed forward and they come up to you.

734
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:22,280
You can get your attack there, Damian.

735
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:24,119
Oh, all right.

736
00:36:24,119 --> 00:36:29,160
So if that's the case, Circumference, he has shield in one hand

737
00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:32,440
and Giant Slayer's sword in the other hand

738
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:39,800
and he reels back and he slices out at one of the double gobo goats that come near him.

739
00:36:43,079 --> 00:36:43,579
23.

740
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:46,039
Yeah, that will hit.

741
00:36:46,039 --> 00:36:46,760
That, yes.

742
00:36:47,559 --> 00:36:51,559
And sorry, you're swinging at the double gobo goat?

743
00:36:51,559 --> 00:36:53,720
No, no, no, at above the goat.

744
00:36:53,720 --> 00:36:54,360
I just got it.

745
00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:57,720
I'm just making sure.

746
00:36:57,720 --> 00:37:01,880
He wants to continue his slice through the two goblins.

747
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:02,519
That's the goal.

748
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:07,640
So he gets 10 points of damage and he gets a second attack.

749
00:37:11,079 --> 00:37:11,579
12.

750
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:14,440
12 does not hit.

751
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:22,599
The first cut through does go through one goblin and slices into a second goblin.

752
00:37:25,240 --> 00:37:31,720
And then your second swing goes wide as the goblins are now crashing into your location.

753
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:35,480
And now it's back to your actual turn, Damian.

754
00:37:36,119 --> 00:37:36,519
All right.

755
00:37:37,240 --> 00:37:41,559
He's going to repeat it on the same two goblins because he wants to take them out.

756
00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:43,720
Ah, Jesus.

757
00:37:43,720 --> 00:37:45,880
Well, the first one's a 12, so that didn't work.

758
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:51,000
Yeah, it's with a d4.

759
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:54,039
So that one was an 11.

760
00:37:54,680 --> 00:38:00,200
So he connected and then he just got way too excited.

761
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:03,320
He was trying to think of some quip before he actually hit.

762
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:08,280
That didn't work out too well, but he's got his shield at the ready.

763
00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:12,760
So any goblins that attack either Glim or Bertie Lemieux,

764
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:16,520
he as a reaction can impose disadvantage on their attack rolls.

765
00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:17,400
Okay, sounds good.

766
00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:19,320
Sully, you are up.

767
00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:23,480
All of the goat goblins are now right up on you.

768
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:28,920
And you saw four goblins run off into the trees a ways back.

769
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:35,320
Okay, can I try and how tall are these goats?

770
00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:38,840
They're goat size.

771
00:38:39,720 --> 00:38:48,600
Can Sully vault over the head of a goat as it comes towards him so that he can land

772
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:58,280
reverse cowgirl on this goat and in front of a goblin?

773
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:03,560
In the lap of a goblin, that's what he wants to do.

774
00:39:05,720 --> 00:39:06,600
Like dexterity?

775
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:09,000
Is that like acrobatics?

776
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,800
I think there's going to be some acrobatics involved in this.

777
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:15,160
Oh no.

778
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:20,120
Do I get to add four to this roll?

779
00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:23,240
No, attack roll or saving throw.

780
00:39:23,240 --> 00:39:25,000
Dang, that's only an eight.

781
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:30,040
How I picture this is they're charging towards you.

782
00:39:30,039 --> 00:39:35,239
You're staring down this goat, you reach for the horns and you throw yourself up,

783
00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:41,880
which I guess in a sense helps because you drive one goat down and it stumbles.

784
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:48,920
You fly over top, not fly, but you like jump because you're not propelling yourself very far,

785
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:53,719
but you come face to face with the goat right in behind and it hits you

786
00:39:54,680 --> 00:40:00,040
for four bludgeoning damage with its horns.

787
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:02,440
I don't even get to stab anything.

788
00:40:03,240 --> 00:40:06,040
I mean, you're on the face of a goat right now, so.

789
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:07,880
Is it still my turn?

790
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:09,000
You haven't done anything.

791
00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:11,160
I think I've done enough.

792
00:40:12,119 --> 00:40:22,599
Um, with what I'm, I'm holding onto the horn of one goat and with my other hand,

793
00:40:22,599 --> 00:40:30,279
I take a dagger out and I dagger into the side of the goblin riding this goat.

794
00:40:30,279 --> 00:40:30,920
Roll to attack.

795
00:40:31,719 --> 00:40:34,679
Yeah, son of a mother fucking.

796
00:40:36,759 --> 00:40:37,879
That one you can add.

797
00:40:37,879 --> 00:40:39,399
I can add a D4 to this one.

798
00:40:41,159 --> 00:40:43,639
Okay.

799
00:40:43,639 --> 00:40:46,759
So that's seven plus 14 that will hit.

800
00:40:46,759 --> 00:40:47,159
Nice.

801
00:40:47,159 --> 00:40:47,399
Okay.

802
00:40:47,399 --> 00:40:49,000
One D4 plus five.

803
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:49,480
Jesus.

804
00:40:55,079 --> 00:40:56,519
Uh, this is six.

805
00:40:56,519 --> 00:40:58,679
There's it's too much.

806
00:40:58,679 --> 00:40:59,480
Can't handle it.

807
00:41:02,119 --> 00:41:02,440
Yeah.

808
00:41:03,559 --> 00:41:03,799
All right.

809
00:41:03,799 --> 00:41:04,920
So it's six.

810
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:05,880
Did I say that out loud?

811
00:41:17,079 --> 00:41:20,599
We're here in the middle.

812
00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:23,240
How you doing?

813
00:41:25,159 --> 00:41:28,119
We're gonna talk at you for a while.

814
00:41:28,119 --> 00:41:29,240
Wait for a response.

815
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:31,800
We're here.

816
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:33,480
Oh, it's still going.

817
00:41:35,159 --> 00:41:36,680
No one's talking to me.

818
00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:38,680
I'm just going to keep going.

819
00:41:40,119 --> 00:41:40,920
Oh, okay.

820
00:41:41,559 --> 00:41:43,559
I mean, I was curious to see how long it would go.

821
00:41:43,559 --> 00:41:45,720
I just wanted to see if he was going to keep rhyming.

822
00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:46,360
He didn't.

823
00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:49,320
No, no rhymes usually end up very quickly.

824
00:41:50,119 --> 00:41:52,119
And that's usually when I bail on it.

825
00:41:52,119 --> 00:41:53,800
And then we jump into the middle.

826
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:54,519
Hi everybody.

827
00:41:54,519 --> 00:41:55,320
Welcome to the middle.

828
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:58,119
Hey listeners, welcome to the middle.

829
00:41:58,119 --> 00:42:01,800
We're just your friends who have awkward conversations before they talk to you.

830
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:03,480
You know, we're those people at the party.

831
00:42:04,039 --> 00:42:05,240
You know, like normal friends.

832
00:42:05,240 --> 00:42:06,199
We are those people.

833
00:42:06,679 --> 00:42:07,159
It's true.

834
00:42:07,719 --> 00:42:08,519
Accurate.

835
00:42:08,519 --> 00:42:11,000
We just wanted to remind you while we had you here,

836
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:12,519
had your undivided attention,

837
00:42:13,079 --> 00:42:17,159
that we have another show that is in its second episode right now,

838
00:42:17,159 --> 00:42:19,880
second of 10 episodes, and it's called Facing Fate.

839
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:22,039
And it's really super cool, we think.

840
00:42:22,679 --> 00:42:24,199
And we'd like you to go check it out.

841
00:42:24,199 --> 00:42:26,199
Yes, we would love it if you would go listen to it.

842
00:42:26,199 --> 00:42:27,719
It is different.

843
00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:30,440
Do you like kind of thrills and suspense?

844
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:31,480
Sci-fis.

845
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:33,320
Sci-fi and space.

846
00:42:34,039 --> 00:42:35,079
Otherworldly things.

847
00:42:35,079 --> 00:42:35,800
And other stuff.

848
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:36,679
And hooks.

849
00:42:36,679 --> 00:42:38,119
Don't forget the hooks.

850
00:42:38,119 --> 00:42:39,320
So many hooks.

851
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:43,639
All those background hooks we have to cut in in post.

852
00:42:43,639 --> 00:42:44,280
Background hooks.

853
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:45,320
By we, I mean Russ.

854
00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:47,159
Yep, so you got to listen to all 10 episodes.

855
00:42:47,159 --> 00:42:49,400
Find all the hooks and then you win the prize.

856
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:50,119
Yay.

857
00:42:50,119 --> 00:42:54,440
And the prize is that you got to listen to our new podcast, Facing Fate.

858
00:42:54,440 --> 00:43:01,400
Now you're hooked on it and you'll probably come out and see us for season two.

859
00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:03,960
Finally somebody saw what I was doing with the hooks.

860
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:05,800
I got it, you guys.

861
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:07,079
I'll take total credit for that.

862
00:43:07,079 --> 00:43:08,119
Absolutely.

863
00:43:08,119 --> 00:43:11,320
Where you can hear the actually the full season is over on Patreon.

864
00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:13,240
Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

865
00:43:13,240 --> 00:43:17,079
All of our patrons of dumb dragons productions, which we are.

866
00:43:17,639 --> 00:43:18,440
Yeah, that's us.

867
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:18,840
That's us.

868
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:19,480
Word.

869
00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:20,599
How fancy are we?

870
00:43:20,599 --> 00:43:21,800
Super fancy.

871
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:28,440
They get early access to full seasons of Facing Fate before they drop for the public.

872
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:30,440
So over at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

873
00:43:31,079 --> 00:43:31,960
You can go check that out.

874
00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:39,079
And over there, you also, even at the, our entry level tier, which is $2 a month,

875
00:43:39,079 --> 00:43:45,240
you get access to another podcast in and of itself, which is super sweet.

876
00:43:45,240 --> 00:43:47,320
It's exclusive to patrons only.

877
00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:48,920
And it's our side scroller.

878
00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:52,760
It's, you know, kind of Russ named it The Adventures of,

879
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:54,920
because Tom refused to give a name.

880
00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:55,400
That's right.

881
00:43:56,039 --> 00:43:57,880
Sticking with our usual tradition.

882
00:43:57,880 --> 00:43:59,159
He can refuse.

883
00:43:59,159 --> 00:44:00,759
And Tom is the DM.

884
00:44:00,759 --> 00:44:01,559
Yeah.

885
00:44:01,559 --> 00:44:02,519
Tom is the DM.

886
00:44:03,799 --> 00:44:06,359
Russ is full of shenanigans as a player.

887
00:44:06,359 --> 00:44:08,599
I thought you were going to say full of shit.

888
00:44:08,599 --> 00:44:09,719
Yes, that too.

889
00:44:09,719 --> 00:44:11,480
Russ is just full of shit.

890
00:44:14,599 --> 00:44:16,440
Russ, Russ plays a tabaxi bard.

891
00:44:17,239 --> 00:44:23,879
Amy plays a Goliath barbarian and Carla plays an ASMR monk.

892
00:44:23,879 --> 00:44:26,679
So we have a very wide range of things going on.

893
00:44:27,639 --> 00:44:30,279
There are, we're in our third season over there.

894
00:44:30,279 --> 00:44:34,039
So there are more seasons than the main feed.

895
00:44:34,039 --> 00:44:36,839
So if you think about it that way, more bang for your buck.

896
00:44:36,839 --> 00:44:37,339
Oh, yeah.

897
00:44:38,199 --> 00:44:41,719
I hear now, in hindsight, what we've talked about in the middle of this time.

898
00:44:41,719 --> 00:44:45,799
And it was a lot of, you know, it's great listening to us.

899
00:44:45,799 --> 00:44:52,279
You know, it would be great just to a little bit more us as different people.

900
00:44:52,279 --> 00:44:53,000
It's real fun.

901
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:54,440
We wouldn't love it if you did.

902
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:56,599
Have you found you just don't get enough of us?

903
00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:57,799
I've heard that before.

904
00:44:57,799 --> 00:45:01,239
Once you get caught up, people are like, oh, I wish we had more.

905
00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:03,159
Well, now what do I do?

906
00:45:03,719 --> 00:45:05,719
We have so many bonus things over there.

907
00:45:05,719 --> 00:45:06,199
So many options.

908
00:45:06,199 --> 00:45:06,699
So many.

909
00:45:08,199 --> 00:45:09,319
I haven't done the math in a while,

910
00:45:09,319 --> 00:45:12,599
but it's got to be close to like 40 hours of bonus content.

911
00:45:12,599 --> 00:45:14,199
Damn, that's a lot of bonus content.

912
00:45:14,199 --> 00:45:14,839
So much bonus content.

913
00:45:14,839 --> 00:45:15,880
You're just giving it away.

914
00:45:16,759 --> 00:45:20,440
And a lot of that is the side scrollers.

915
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:23,319
Some of that is the full season of Facing Fate,

916
00:45:23,319 --> 00:45:26,199
which you can hear right to the completion right now.

917
00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:28,920
And part of it is even the Flammacons backstory.

918
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:32,680
Flammacons backstory, which has Flammacons,

919
00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:37,640
which has Sean Howard GMing us playing Dungeon World.

920
00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:40,200
And there's a pirate ship.

921
00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:41,160
And there's a song.

922
00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:42,360
And there's a song.

923
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:43,560
There's an original theme song.

924
00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:44,600
So much good stuff.

925
00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:47,960
Our good friend Travis Van Grof wrote us a sweet, sweet song

926
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:49,960
that we just love to bits.

927
00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:52,920
And we would hope that you want to go check it out too.

928
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:54,600
Which brings us to our final point.

929
00:45:54,599 --> 00:45:58,119
Today's episode featured David and Tiffany Albert

930
00:45:58,119 --> 00:45:59,319
of North by NorthQuest.

931
00:45:59,319 --> 00:46:00,839
And we just want to thank David and Tiffany

932
00:46:00,839 --> 00:46:02,440
who just showed up because they've been sitting here

933
00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:03,400
so quietly.

934
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:04,759
Thank you, David and Tiffany.

935
00:46:04,759 --> 00:46:05,319
Of course.

936
00:46:05,319 --> 00:46:05,960
Thank you.

937
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:07,559
You guys are lovely.

938
00:46:07,559 --> 00:46:09,000
So the funnest.

939
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:10,759
If you want to tell everybody where they can find you

940
00:46:10,759 --> 00:46:11,559
real quick.

941
00:46:11,559 --> 00:46:12,119
For sure.

942
00:46:12,119 --> 00:46:15,400
Yeah, we are part of the North by NorthQuest podcast.

943
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:19,319
You can find us on all the socials at NXNQuest

944
00:46:19,319 --> 00:46:23,000
or online at northbynorthquest.com.

945
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:25,079
And literally anywhere you want to find a podcast

946
00:46:25,079 --> 00:46:25,880
because we're there.

947
00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:26,360
Yep.

948
00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:27,320
Drop us a line.

949
00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:28,119
Say hey.

950
00:46:28,119 --> 00:46:31,480
Tell us about how amazing Dumbgeons and Dragons is

951
00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:34,039
or if you want to start listening to us

952
00:46:34,039 --> 00:46:35,239
what your favorite character is.

953
00:46:35,239 --> 00:46:36,519
You know, that's always cool.

954
00:46:36,519 --> 00:46:38,440
And we want to say thank you for having us.

955
00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:39,159
Yes.

956
00:46:39,159 --> 00:46:41,559
We quick, quick little note.

957
00:46:41,559 --> 00:46:44,519
We had actually, we knew Russ and Amy a little

958
00:46:44,519 --> 00:46:45,239
kind of like online.

959
00:46:45,239 --> 00:46:47,079
But we got to hang out with them a lot at D&D Live

960
00:46:47,079 --> 00:46:48,360
and in person everything.

961
00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:50,840
It was nice to actually get to play with everybody

962
00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:51,400
and do this.

963
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:53,400
So we appreciate y'all having us.

964
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:54,760
And it was fun.

965
00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:57,160
Also, I got to play in episode one of podcast

966
00:46:57,160 --> 00:46:59,400
into Avernus and rusted number two.

967
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:01,079
So it's been fun to play in with him

968
00:47:01,079 --> 00:47:02,760
and now play with him as well.

969
00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:05,240
So tick your dungeon master at the end of the night.

970
00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:06,840
Oh, yeah.

971
00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:07,800
We sent you a box.

972
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:09,320
Yes, we did.

973
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:11,480
I forgot about that.

974
00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:13,480
And now we're going to get you back to the episode.

975
00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:14,280
Thank you very much.

976
00:47:15,240 --> 00:47:17,000
All the links that we mentioned today

977
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:18,200
are down in the description.

978
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:20,519
So go check all of that stuff out.

979
00:47:20,519 --> 00:47:21,239
Thank you very much.

980
00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:24,119
Enjoy the rest of this Turnt Gobble's jam quest

981
00:47:24,679 --> 00:47:26,679
that we are on right now.

982
00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:27,880
Keep jamming.

983
00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:29,480
Get your best game of Mad Libs ever.

984
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:30,199
So good.

985
00:47:30,199 --> 00:47:31,159
OK, bye, everybody.

986
00:47:31,719 --> 00:47:32,280
Bye.

987
00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:32,780
Bye.

988
00:47:35,079 --> 00:47:38,360
Yeah, you stab into this goblin side

989
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:39,719
and we're going to say that this is the one

990
00:47:39,719 --> 00:47:42,199
that circumference hit as well on his second,

991
00:47:42,199 --> 00:47:44,759
on his like the second goblin he hit

992
00:47:44,759 --> 00:47:45,719
on his first swing.

993
00:47:45,719 --> 00:47:47,480
So you stab in and he falls off.

994
00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:50,280
So now you're on the face of this running goat

995
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:52,600
who is running away.

996
00:47:54,040 --> 00:47:54,540
Oh.

997
00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:58,040
See you later, suckas.

998
00:47:58,040 --> 00:47:58,920
Birdie, you're up.

999
00:48:03,720 --> 00:48:07,720
Since the Gobbles are much closer now,

1000
00:48:07,720 --> 00:48:10,280
Birdie is going to fling their crossbow back

1001
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:13,400
on their back and pull their short sword.

1002
00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:19,240
They are going to cast wrathful smite on it.

1003
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:24,680
Which is going to cause extra damage,

1004
00:48:24,680 --> 00:48:26,360
psychic damage if I hit.

1005
00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:31,480
So let's try to hit them with my short sword.

1006
00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:31,980
OK.

1007
00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:37,320
So that's a 23.

1008
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:39,080
You got it.

1009
00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:39,880
Perfect.

1010
00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:43,800
So it's going to deal extra d6 of psychic damage

1011
00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:46,840
and they need a wisdom saving throw

1012
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:48,440
or they're frightened of me.

1013
00:48:50,280 --> 00:48:55,080
So that is 11 points of damage

1014
00:48:55,080 --> 00:48:56,680
and then they need a wisdom save.

1015
00:48:57,560 --> 00:48:59,800
They don't because they're obliterated.

1016
00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:03,320
Yeah, I'm terrifying.

1017
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:06,360
Wouldn't have saved it anyways,

1018
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:11,240
but they explode in a goblin gut behind.

1019
00:49:11,240 --> 00:49:12,840
And if I do my math correctly,

1020
00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:14,840
that is all the goblin riding goats.

1021
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:19,720
So the goblins are, yes.

1022
00:49:19,720 --> 00:49:21,800
So the goats just keep riding goblins.

1023
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:25,960
That is all the goblins that were on top of goats.

1024
00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:28,040
The goats continue to run past Sully

1025
00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:31,240
on the face of one moot.

1026
00:49:31,240 --> 00:49:31,880
You are up.

1027
00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:34,680
There are four goblins as far as you are aware

1028
00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:36,520
that have run off into the trees

1029
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:39,640
in more flanking movements.

1030
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:43,080
Are any of them visible to me?

1031
00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:45,720
Make an investigation check.

1032
00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:48,200
I can do that.

1033
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:50,280
Oh, that's a nat 20.

1034
00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:51,160
Hey!

1035
00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:53,480
All that practice you were doing on the road

1036
00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:55,000
is really paying off.

1037
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:56,440
Looking at stuff.

1038
00:49:56,440 --> 00:49:57,560
And that's exactly it.

1039
00:49:57,560 --> 00:49:58,600
All your practice,

1040
00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:00,040
you watch them run off into the trees

1041
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:01,720
and you've been tracking one of them.

1042
00:50:01,720 --> 00:50:03,720
You see one of them kind of poke its head out

1043
00:50:03,720 --> 00:50:05,000
looking towards you

1044
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:07,320
and it has a crossbow in its hand.

1045
00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:12,440
All right, I will unleash a ray of frost towards it.

1046
00:50:12,440 --> 00:50:13,240
Okay.

1047
00:50:13,240 --> 00:50:16,120
All right, I have to roll to hit

1048
00:50:16,120 --> 00:50:17,800
for a ranged attack spell.

1049
00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:19,800
That is a 17.

1050
00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:21,000
17 will hit.

1051
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:25,880
This beam of frosty light shoots out of my hands,

1052
00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:28,120
hits its square in the shoulder,

1053
00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:30,200
and it takes seven cold damage.

1054
00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:34,600
You see it look panicked

1055
00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:36,520
as this ray of frost shoots out,

1056
00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:38,200
hits part of the tree,

1057
00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:39,960
but also the goblin.

1058
00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:42,120
And it doesn't look like it moves,

1059
00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:45,080
but it's frosted all along the side

1060
00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:48,040
and it no longer is moving after that.

1061
00:50:48,039 --> 00:50:49,239
It is frozen in place.

1062
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:52,279
Moot kind of just like blows on his hand.

1063
00:50:53,239 --> 00:50:54,119
Glim, you are up.

1064
00:50:56,039 --> 00:50:57,719
Can I roll perception

1065
00:50:57,719 --> 00:50:59,880
to see if I see any of the ones in the woods?

1066
00:51:03,239 --> 00:51:04,199
It's not great.

1067
00:51:04,199 --> 00:51:05,000
It's a 12.

1068
00:51:06,039 --> 00:51:07,159
You see movement.

1069
00:51:07,159 --> 00:51:09,400
You don't see the goblin specifically,

1070
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:10,199
but you see movement.

1071
00:51:10,199 --> 00:51:12,679
There's kind of sound of rustling trees

1072
00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:17,559
and bushes nearing your location

1073
00:51:17,639 --> 00:51:18,840
on either side of this path.

1074
00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:20,279
Okay.

1075
00:51:20,279 --> 00:51:21,719
Well, it's just swinging there

1076
00:51:21,719 --> 00:51:22,759
with the old war pick.

1077
00:51:22,759 --> 00:51:23,239
Why not?

1078
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:26,920
That is a 19.

1079
00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:28,119
Just bushwhacking over there.

1080
00:51:28,119 --> 00:51:29,719
Yeah, you run in thinking

1081
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:31,799
you know where you're going

1082
00:51:31,799 --> 00:51:34,840
and you swing down hard into a goblin.

1083
00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:35,639
You can roll damage.

1084
00:51:39,239 --> 00:51:40,279
11.

1085
00:51:40,279 --> 00:51:40,840
No.

1086
00:51:40,840 --> 00:51:41,799
Yes, 11.

1087
00:51:41,799 --> 00:51:42,679
No, I'm lying.

1088
00:51:42,679 --> 00:51:43,179
10.

1089
00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:44,679
That was a ride.

1090
00:51:44,679 --> 00:51:45,480
That was real hard.

1091
00:51:48,039 --> 00:51:49,639
That was, sorry, damage?

1092
00:51:50,199 --> 00:51:50,699
10.

1093
00:51:52,039 --> 00:51:54,119
Hard into a surprised goblin

1094
00:51:54,119 --> 00:51:55,559
who didn't see you coming

1095
00:51:55,559 --> 00:51:58,599
and you catch it right in the top of the head

1096
00:51:59,239 --> 00:51:59,960
and it is dead.

1097
00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:03,079
There are two more goblins in trees

1098
00:52:03,079 --> 00:52:06,759
and they let loose two crossbow bolts,

1099
00:52:06,759 --> 00:52:08,920
one towards Damian

1100
00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:11,880
and one towards Moot.

1101
00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:13,900
Enough.

1102
00:52:15,320 --> 00:52:17,320
You still have that extra armor class.

1103
00:52:18,519 --> 00:52:21,159
Damian, that's going to be a 6.

1104
00:52:21,159 --> 00:52:23,239
I'm thinking that's not going to hit.

1105
00:52:23,239 --> 00:52:23,739
No.

1106
00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:26,360
Moot, that's going to be a 15.

1107
00:52:27,559 --> 00:52:29,639
Oh, the extra armor class isn't enough.

1108
00:52:29,639 --> 00:52:29,960
It will.

1109
00:52:29,960 --> 00:52:35,320
Okay, a shot, a bolt comes flying out

1110
00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:38,519
and you will take 6 piercing damage.

1111
00:52:40,440 --> 00:52:42,279
That's like a good chunk of my hit points.

1112
00:52:43,639 --> 00:52:45,799
We're very soft new characters.

1113
00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:48,760
I didn't expect you guys to stir up the whole fucking nest.

1114
00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:51,320
Are you less than half?

1115
00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:52,200
Is that what you said?

1116
00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:52,680
Not yet.

1117
00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:53,880
No, I'm still above half.

1118
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:54,600
Okay.

1119
00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:56,760
I can help you if you get too low.

1120
00:52:57,480 --> 00:52:58,760
I will keep you posted

1121
00:52:58,760 --> 00:52:59,640
because it's probably going to happen.

1122
00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:01,320
You got three pAlydins in the group.

1123
00:53:04,760 --> 00:53:05,640
The two goblins.

1124
00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:07,240
You see where the bolts come from

1125
00:53:07,240 --> 00:53:08,440
revealing their location.

1126
00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:13,400
The wagons are turned right around now

1127
00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:15,160
and are beginning to follow the goats

1128
00:53:15,159 --> 00:53:16,679
who have run past them.

1129
00:53:16,679 --> 00:53:17,559
Damien, you are up.

1130
00:53:18,359 --> 00:53:19,480
All right, so two questions.

1131
00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:23,960
One is, can I see where any of the two remaining goblins are?

1132
00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:28,359
And two, is there any sign of the big, big gobo at Honcho?

1133
00:53:29,879 --> 00:53:34,440
You did not see specifically any goblin larger

1134
00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:36,599
than the other ones, if that's what you're going off of.

1135
00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:43,879
Yeah, you do see where the bolts came from.

1136
00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:47,400
You also see movement after the bolts were shot

1137
00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:49,320
leading you to believe that they might be running.

1138
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:53,400
Okay, he's going to take chase

1139
00:53:54,599 --> 00:53:56,599
or at least try to get to their position if he can.

1140
00:53:56,599 --> 00:53:59,880
And if not, he's going to just try to follow after them.

1141
00:53:59,880 --> 00:54:02,200
Okay, there's one on either side of the path.

1142
00:54:04,920 --> 00:54:06,200
The right.

1143
00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:06,700
Okay.

1144
00:54:09,559 --> 00:54:10,360
That's the direction.

1145
00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:13,079
Distance you're dashing.

1146
00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:16,840
I'm dashing so I can get up to 60 feet.

1147
00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:21,640
Okay, you dash into the wood following the movement

1148
00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:26,039
and tracks that you find once you get to where you saw the bolt

1149
00:54:26,039 --> 00:54:31,640
and you get within 10 feet of the goblin.

1150
00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:35,880
You see it running back towards through the trees,

1151
00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:38,360
kind of skipping and jumping through the bushes

1152
00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:40,519
in order to get back to Daggerford.

1153
00:54:40,519 --> 00:54:42,840
And I brandish my sword at it menacingly

1154
00:54:42,840 --> 00:54:45,640
and say, I'll get you gobo on my next turn.

1155
00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:47,880
And by next turn, I mean in about six seconds from now.

1156
00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:50,680
You're the worst.

1157
00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:53,260
Yes.

1158
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:59,400
Okay, Sully, you're on the face of a goat running the other way.

1159
00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:01,640
As one does.

1160
00:55:01,640 --> 00:55:05,960
So you're about 80 feet away from your friends.

1161
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:12,519
I want to kind of vault myself up and onto the back of this goat.

1162
00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:14,300
Okay.

1163
00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:19,800
Here for it.

1164
00:55:19,800 --> 00:55:22,120
Give me an animal handling for this one.

1165
00:55:22,120 --> 00:55:23,320
No, goat riding.

1166
00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:25,480
Sully riding a goat always ends well.

1167
00:55:25,480 --> 00:55:26,200
Wrong chant.

1168
00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:27,820
Seven.

1169
00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:30,440
It ended well.

1170
00:55:33,240 --> 00:55:34,440
I am here for this.

1171
00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:36,039
Okay, describe to me what Sully does

1172
00:55:36,039 --> 00:55:37,400
and then I'll tell you what actually happens.

1173
00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:42,120
Okay, well, Sully is thinking that if he just pulls hard enough

1174
00:55:43,079 --> 00:55:46,920
down on the horns of this goat.

1175
00:55:47,720 --> 00:55:49,559
I can see where the seven came in.

1176
00:55:49,559 --> 00:55:52,760
That he is going to like propel himself like,

1177
00:55:52,760 --> 00:55:56,120
woo, like legs like in the splits,

1178
00:55:56,120 --> 00:55:58,680
like he does like like a little pike

1179
00:55:58,680 --> 00:56:01,320
and then he's just going to land on the back of this goat.

1180
00:56:05,240 --> 00:56:06,840
Which totally happens, right?

1181
00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:07,640
Totally happens.

1182
00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:09,400
So you pull down on the goat.

1183
00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:13,559
I like ground this goat.

1184
00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:16,360
Not knowing your own strength or the strength of the goat,

1185
00:56:16,360 --> 00:56:18,840
you throw it down and it's panicked

1186
00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:22,119
and it throws itself and rolls into the ground.

1187
00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:24,840
You thinking you're going to land on a goat,

1188
00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:26,680
land on the ground,

1189
00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:30,440
only to see another goat running right towards you,

1190
00:56:30,440 --> 00:56:31,880
make a dexterity saving throw.

1191
00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:32,380
Not again.

1192
00:56:33,240 --> 00:56:33,740
Man.

1193
00:56:34,280 --> 00:56:34,780
21.

1194
00:56:37,079 --> 00:56:37,579
Failed it.

1195
00:56:37,900 --> 00:56:38,400
Yeah.

1196
00:56:38,860 --> 00:56:41,900
You see the goat running towards you and you nimbly dodge

1197
00:56:41,900 --> 00:56:43,980
and with the saving throw of that,

1198
00:56:43,980 --> 00:56:47,259
I think you pull yourself up onto this goat behind you.

1199
00:56:47,259 --> 00:56:49,099
Oh, no.

1200
00:56:49,099 --> 00:56:50,940
You meant to do that the whole time.

1201
00:56:51,579 --> 00:56:52,079
Right?

1202
00:56:52,539 --> 00:56:54,059
That other goat had it coming.

1203
00:56:55,259 --> 00:56:56,779
I was like, fuck this goat.

1204
00:56:59,019 --> 00:57:00,139
Are you turning the goat?

1205
00:57:00,139 --> 00:57:02,059
Yes, I would like to turn the goat.

1206
00:57:02,059 --> 00:57:03,500
Okay, you're turning the goat back towards the action.

1207
00:57:03,500 --> 00:57:05,099
So now the goat's turned?

1208
00:57:05,099 --> 00:57:06,059
Now the goat's turned.

1209
00:57:07,980 --> 00:57:10,940
Birdie, you see Damien flee into the woods

1210
00:57:11,980 --> 00:57:14,940
in chase of a goblin screaming something non sequitur.

1211
00:57:15,819 --> 00:57:16,940
Oh, I'm coming too.

1212
00:57:17,659 --> 00:57:20,539
And Birdie will follow to take on the other gobo.

1213
00:57:21,739 --> 00:57:23,179
You follow to the other side.

1214
00:57:23,179 --> 00:57:27,819
You make it two within five feet of that goblin.

1215
00:57:27,819 --> 00:57:29,259
It was a little bit closer.

1216
00:57:29,259 --> 00:57:31,579
I'm going to swing my short sword at them

1217
00:57:31,579 --> 00:57:33,099
and I still have wrathful smite.

1218
00:57:33,259 --> 00:57:37,420
But that is over 20.

1219
00:57:39,739 --> 00:57:42,460
Over 20 doesn't hit goblins, come on now.

1220
00:57:43,579 --> 00:57:44,539
All righty.

1221
00:57:45,099 --> 00:57:49,739
So that is my dice are trying to attack.

1222
00:57:49,739 --> 00:57:54,860
Okay, that is another 11 points of damage

1223
00:57:54,860 --> 00:57:57,980
and another wisdom save or be terrified

1224
00:57:57,980 --> 00:57:59,819
of the force of Birdie Lemieux.

1225
00:57:59,819 --> 00:58:02,059
Or be butchered by Birdie Lemieux.

1226
00:58:03,739 --> 00:58:05,980
The fear is strong with these gobos.

1227
00:58:05,980 --> 00:58:06,940
Fear is strong.

1228
00:58:06,940 --> 00:58:08,539
Yes, you cut that goblin down

1229
00:58:08,539 --> 00:58:10,619
as it's running back towards Daggerford.

1230
00:58:12,139 --> 00:58:15,259
So everybody else is kind of out of conflict.

1231
00:58:15,259 --> 00:58:17,980
We'll go back to Damien who's chasing a goblin.

1232
00:58:19,980 --> 00:58:21,339
Just the normal Tuesday.

1233
00:58:23,339 --> 00:58:24,299
Birdie's following.

1234
00:58:24,299 --> 00:58:25,579
You can hear the little pit.

1235
00:58:25,579 --> 00:58:27,339
Yeah, but you're on the opposite side of the path.

1236
00:58:27,339 --> 00:58:28,380
You're on the other side.

1237
00:58:28,380 --> 00:58:29,099
Yep.

1238
00:58:29,099 --> 00:58:30,059
Oh, I was following.

1239
00:58:30,059 --> 00:58:30,619
Okay.

1240
00:58:30,619 --> 00:58:31,819
You said I'm following

1241
00:58:31,819 --> 00:58:33,819
and then ran in the complete opposite direction.

1242
00:58:33,819 --> 00:58:43,739
I thought both of the goblins went in the same direction

1243
00:58:43,739 --> 00:58:45,980
and they were just like one was on the right

1244
00:58:45,980 --> 00:58:47,099
and one was on the left.

1245
00:58:47,099 --> 00:58:50,779
But apparently it was the other right and left.

1246
00:58:51,739 --> 00:58:53,500
I stand by my choices.

1247
00:58:55,579 --> 00:58:58,779
Damien's going to actually try to dive

1248
00:58:58,779 --> 00:59:00,460
and tackle this goblin to the ground.

1249
00:59:01,579 --> 00:59:02,219
Okay.

1250
00:59:02,219 --> 00:59:02,719
Yeah.

1251
00:59:03,739 --> 00:59:04,940
You want to strength?

1252
00:59:04,940 --> 00:59:06,059
Yeah, let's go.

1253
00:59:06,059 --> 00:59:06,380
Yeah, strength.

1254
00:59:06,380 --> 00:59:06,880
Grapple.

1255
00:59:07,900 --> 00:59:08,400
Yeah.

1256
00:59:08,779 --> 00:59:09,900
All right, 23.

1257
00:59:11,179 --> 00:59:12,619
You do so.

1258
00:59:12,619 --> 00:59:16,619
You leap out and you grab this three-foot goblin

1259
00:59:16,619 --> 00:59:19,819
in your full plate armor and take it to the ground.

1260
00:59:20,460 --> 00:59:21,259
Perfect.

1261
00:59:21,259 --> 00:59:23,019
I'm going to take out my rope.

1262
00:59:23,019 --> 00:59:25,339
I'm going to tie its hands behind its back.

1263
00:59:25,339 --> 00:59:26,539
Going to hog-tie a goblin.

1264
00:59:26,539 --> 00:59:27,980
I'm going to hog-tie the goblin.

1265
00:59:27,980 --> 00:59:31,500
Then I'm going to carry the goblin back out of the woods.

1266
00:59:31,500 --> 00:59:34,699
Full plate, cape billowing, goblin out in front of me

1267
00:59:34,699 --> 00:59:37,099
saying, here you go.

1268
00:59:37,099 --> 00:59:39,099
I figured, take it alive.

1269
00:59:39,099 --> 00:59:41,820
Maybe we can get some information about this.

1270
00:59:41,820 --> 00:59:43,179
I never tell you anything.

1271
00:59:50,860 --> 00:59:53,179
Bertie's going to walk up to you

1272
00:59:54,219 --> 00:59:56,940
and back you up and try to look intimidating.

1273
00:59:58,059 --> 00:59:59,659
Is this good cop, bad cop?

1274
00:59:59,659 --> 01:00:02,539
It's good cop, bad squire.

1275
01:00:03,740 --> 01:00:04,300
Good.

1276
01:00:04,300 --> 01:00:04,699
Wait.

1277
01:00:04,699 --> 01:00:05,420
So, okay.

1278
01:00:05,420 --> 01:00:05,740
Well, I'm a squire.

1279
01:00:05,740 --> 01:00:07,019
Be a bad squire.

1280
01:00:07,980 --> 01:00:09,179
So intimidating.

1281
01:00:12,139 --> 01:00:13,980
I'm going to try to use intimidation.

1282
01:00:13,980 --> 01:00:14,780
That's a 10.

1283
01:00:17,340 --> 01:00:19,659
You are a giant purple bird.

1284
01:00:19,659 --> 01:00:22,780
I'm like the same height as the goblin, but a bird.

1285
01:00:22,780 --> 01:00:24,699
I ain't going to tell that big one anything.

1286
01:00:24,699 --> 01:00:26,539
I'm going to tell you, fluffy feathers.

1287
01:00:27,259 --> 01:00:28,940
Am I still riding this goat?

1288
01:00:28,940 --> 01:00:31,259
You've arrived back on top of this goat.

1289
01:00:31,259 --> 01:00:31,739
Okay.

1290
01:00:31,739 --> 01:00:33,179
Sully arrives back on a goat.

1291
01:00:34,779 --> 01:00:35,900
No one pays attention.

1292
01:00:35,900 --> 01:00:37,179
It's like a normal Tuesday.

1293
01:00:38,380 --> 01:00:40,460
Sully, we have a hostage.

1294
01:00:40,460 --> 01:00:42,380
Do you want to try to puppet for information?

1295
01:00:44,219 --> 01:00:45,179
Phrasing, sir.

1296
01:00:45,179 --> 01:00:47,900
Yeah, well, I can ask you probably a couple questions.

1297
01:00:47,900 --> 01:00:50,460
Yeah, question them.

1298
01:00:50,460 --> 01:00:51,259
What's your name?

1299
01:00:52,619 --> 01:00:53,900
I'm not telling you.

1300
01:00:53,900 --> 01:00:54,860
How you doing?

1301
01:00:55,500 --> 01:00:57,019
I'm having better days.

1302
01:00:57,019 --> 01:00:58,220
Yeah, no, I feel you.

1303
01:00:59,980 --> 01:01:08,620
Can I, um, uh, I'm not trying to hurt it, but I want to like blow my breath weapon

1304
01:01:08,620 --> 01:01:09,660
like around it.

1305
01:01:10,539 --> 01:01:11,420
What is that?

1306
01:01:12,860 --> 01:01:13,500
I'll eat you.

1307
01:01:14,860 --> 01:01:15,900
You'll eat me?

1308
01:01:15,900 --> 01:01:18,460
Oh, yeah, if you don't give us the information we want.

1309
01:01:18,460 --> 01:01:20,539
And change your ways for better.

1310
01:01:21,260 --> 01:01:23,099
Oh, I changed my ways for better.

1311
01:01:23,099 --> 01:01:24,620
I see how it is here.

1312
01:01:24,619 --> 01:01:28,299
You're just a bunch of people trying to change the way goblins think, are you?

1313
01:01:30,859 --> 01:01:33,579
No, no, man, you do you.

1314
01:01:33,579 --> 01:01:39,420
But I mean, like, we just need to help the town and y'all seemed like you weren't

1315
01:01:39,420 --> 01:01:40,380
helping the town.

1316
01:01:40,380 --> 01:01:41,099
Help the town.

1317
01:01:41,099 --> 01:01:45,500
You fired arrows into the into the citizens of the town.

1318
01:01:46,859 --> 01:01:49,019
You're not the citizens of the town.

1319
01:01:49,019 --> 01:01:51,099
The citizens of the town haven't come yet.

1320
01:01:52,699 --> 01:01:53,739
We're here, aren't we?

1321
01:01:54,620 --> 01:01:57,180
Find us keep us does not apply in this situation.

1322
01:01:57,180 --> 01:01:59,660
I think there was nobody there.

1323
01:01:59,660 --> 01:02:00,860
We went in.

1324
01:02:00,860 --> 01:02:02,220
We was there.

1325
01:02:02,220 --> 01:02:04,460
And then we got not a case of squatters.

1326
01:02:04,460 --> 01:02:04,780
Right.

1327
01:02:04,780 --> 01:02:08,140
Let's say we're going to get into a whole whole debate about squatters.

1328
01:02:09,340 --> 01:02:10,140
Hold on.

1329
01:02:10,140 --> 01:02:11,660
Where's noble Horace?

1330
01:02:11,660 --> 01:02:13,500
Where's our noble noble gob?

1331
01:02:14,300 --> 01:02:15,180
Where is the?

1332
01:02:15,180 --> 01:02:15,900
Oh, yes.

1333
01:02:15,900 --> 01:02:16,380
Yeah.

1334
01:02:16,380 --> 01:02:16,700
Yes.

1335
01:02:16,700 --> 01:02:19,580
I can't remember which voice I was using, but yes, this this is me.

1336
01:02:20,140 --> 01:02:20,940
Yes.

1337
01:02:20,940 --> 01:02:25,820
You're the one who said that this goblin, as he points to the other goblin, nameless

1338
01:02:25,820 --> 01:02:29,099
goblin, said that they were bad.

1339
01:02:29,099 --> 01:02:31,420
Maybe you should talk to the goblin.

1340
01:02:34,460 --> 01:02:36,380
What kind of information are we trying to get here?

1341
01:02:37,659 --> 01:02:42,059
Well, we need to resolve this turt gobo conflict.

1342
01:02:42,780 --> 01:02:47,579
And, uh, well, we've resolved some of the gobos.

1343
01:02:47,579 --> 01:02:48,460
With death.

1344
01:02:48,460 --> 01:02:50,220
Well, yeah.

1345
01:02:51,340 --> 01:02:53,420
To be fair, they attacked us on goats.

1346
01:02:55,820 --> 01:02:56,380
That's true.

1347
01:02:56,380 --> 01:02:57,099
We did.

1348
01:02:57,099 --> 01:02:58,940
We did attack us on goats.

1349
01:02:59,500 --> 01:03:02,139
So it was self goat defense.

1350
01:03:04,940 --> 01:03:07,500
Also known as a clean bisection.

1351
01:03:08,139 --> 01:03:09,179
So wait a second.

1352
01:03:09,179 --> 01:03:15,019
All you want is to just rehabilitate this here property that we have maybe

1353
01:03:15,900 --> 01:03:18,300
turned into a goblin village.

1354
01:03:19,500 --> 01:03:20,780
Yes, that is correct.

1355
01:03:20,780 --> 01:03:21,019
Yes.

1356
01:03:22,540 --> 01:03:24,860
Is there a place for goblins in this goblin village?

1357
01:03:25,500 --> 01:03:27,260
Oh, well, we can probably talk about that.

1358
01:03:27,820 --> 01:03:30,860
There's a place for all goodly folk in this village.

1359
01:03:30,860 --> 01:03:36,140
We were just charged with bringing goods and food and the like to the

1360
01:03:36,140 --> 01:03:40,220
the starving and ill willed folks of Daggerford.

1361
01:03:40,220 --> 01:03:44,620
You see, you're not supposed to tell them what's inside the caravan.

1362
01:03:44,620 --> 01:03:45,260
You see their face.

1363
01:03:45,260 --> 01:03:48,940
I didn't tell him that there was good food and bolts of cloth.

1364
01:03:51,740 --> 01:03:53,980
Oh, well, why didn't you just say so?

1365
01:03:53,980 --> 01:03:55,580
You could have strolled right on up.

1366
01:03:55,580 --> 01:03:59,740
We would have let you rolled out the red carpet that you're carrying in there.

1367
01:04:00,780 --> 01:04:02,140
I don't know if we have red.

1368
01:04:02,140 --> 01:04:02,860
Do we have red?

1369
01:04:02,860 --> 01:04:05,100
Red's kind of an expensive color.

1370
01:04:05,100 --> 01:04:07,820
We would have known if Sully hadn't shot a bolt.

1371
01:04:08,860 --> 01:04:11,580
Well, let's not point fingers and nothing.

1372
01:04:11,580 --> 01:04:12,620
That's true.

1373
01:04:12,620 --> 01:04:15,740
What if we were able to like strike some sort of deal with

1374
01:04:16,620 --> 01:04:19,900
with the goblins currently live in there that we could maybe

1375
01:04:19,900 --> 01:04:21,900
do this whole living in harmony kind of thing?

1376
01:04:23,420 --> 01:04:29,099
What if we all got turnt with the goblins and it just became one real turnt town?

1377
01:04:29,099 --> 01:04:30,300
A jam party.

1378
01:04:30,300 --> 01:04:31,820
A jam party.

1379
01:04:31,820 --> 01:04:33,980
Oh, you like jam too?

1380
01:04:35,019 --> 01:04:36,139
We do like jam.

1381
01:04:36,139 --> 01:04:38,380
We've heard a lot about this giant jar of jam.

1382
01:04:38,380 --> 01:04:39,579
It's delicious.

1383
01:04:39,579 --> 01:04:42,139
World's largest jar of jam.

1384
01:04:42,139 --> 01:04:45,420
I mean, it's kind of like it's kind of like half empty now.

1385
01:04:46,780 --> 01:04:49,019
Half full, depending on how you look at it.

1386
01:04:49,980 --> 01:04:50,940
You don't need to be so negative.

1387
01:04:50,940 --> 01:04:55,180
It's half full of jam, but it's still the largest jam jar.

1388
01:04:55,820 --> 01:04:56,300
Too shit.

1389
01:04:56,300 --> 01:04:58,539
I still want to see it regardless either way.

1390
01:04:58,539 --> 01:04:58,860
All right.

1391
01:04:58,860 --> 01:05:00,220
So what's in it for goblins?

1392
01:05:00,220 --> 01:05:02,860
I can't just take you in there to be like, they've come to

1393
01:05:04,220 --> 01:05:05,660
Partake in the jam?

1394
01:05:05,660 --> 01:05:09,340
Take us out and partake in the jam and then kick us out on our tookuses.

1395
01:05:10,139 --> 01:05:15,180
Well, what if we make a gobo district?

1396
01:05:15,980 --> 01:05:18,380
Yeah, like a fun gobo neighborhood.

1397
01:05:18,380 --> 01:05:19,500
A gobo neighborhood.

1398
01:05:19,500 --> 01:05:22,940
Like a section of the town just for you.

1399
01:05:23,660 --> 01:05:24,140
Wow.

1400
01:05:24,940 --> 01:05:30,619
And more immediately, I will un-hogtie you and you will no longer be a hog a goblin.

1401
01:05:30,619 --> 01:05:35,180
I mean, that might go a little bit of a ways in order to, you know,

1402
01:05:35,180 --> 01:05:37,660
go on good faith, so to speak.

1403
01:05:38,460 --> 01:05:41,340
Good faith, you won't even tell us your name.

1404
01:05:41,340 --> 01:05:44,780
Well, so far you've murdered nine of my friends.

1405
01:05:45,500 --> 01:05:47,820
That you did attack us on goats.

1406
01:05:47,820 --> 01:05:49,900
After you murdered my best friend.

1407
01:05:50,460 --> 01:05:52,140
Oh God, I'm so sorry.

1408
01:05:52,140 --> 01:05:52,860
Best friend.

1409
01:05:52,860 --> 01:05:53,740
That's unfortunate.

1410
01:05:55,019 --> 01:05:55,900
He was out there.

1411
01:05:55,900 --> 01:05:58,300
It was, he was one week from retirement.

1412
01:05:59,900 --> 01:06:02,300
Oh no, did he have a retirement plan?

1413
01:06:03,100 --> 01:06:05,100
We were going to go to a party.

1414
01:06:05,100 --> 01:06:07,740
What was his life insurance fund like?

1415
01:06:07,740 --> 01:06:10,620
Was he like a 401k or something like that?

1416
01:06:10,620 --> 01:06:12,620
Goblins don't really have those sorts of things.

1417
01:06:12,620 --> 01:06:15,180
I don't know if you know, we just kind of, we just kind of.

1418
01:06:15,180 --> 01:06:16,220
With the fees.

1419
01:06:17,500 --> 01:06:20,300
Okay, well why don't, look, I'm really, really sorry.

1420
01:06:21,180 --> 01:06:24,540
Would some sunflower seeds make up for it?

1421
01:06:24,540 --> 01:06:26,060
I do like sunflower seeds.

1422
01:06:26,700 --> 01:06:31,580
Okay, I'm going to part with some of my secret stash

1423
01:06:31,580 --> 01:06:33,580
that sir doesn't know about.

1424
01:06:33,580 --> 01:06:34,780
What was that?

1425
01:06:34,780 --> 01:06:35,500
Nothing.

1426
01:06:35,500 --> 01:06:36,460
No, that one, sir.

1427
01:06:37,500 --> 01:06:40,860
He's kind of a weird thing about him, doesn't he?

1428
01:06:41,580 --> 01:06:43,740
Hey guys, I'm going to say something weird right now,

1429
01:06:43,740 --> 01:06:47,180
but what if we were to donate our portion of our earnings

1430
01:06:47,180 --> 01:06:51,260
for this trip to setting up the goblin district

1431
01:06:51,260 --> 01:06:54,220
in this neighborhood as a show of good face

1432
01:06:54,220 --> 01:06:56,700
and making like all harmony and stuff.

1433
01:06:56,700 --> 01:07:00,140
You want to donate all 50 gold that we're getting

1434
01:07:00,140 --> 01:07:02,540
for this trip to the goblins?

1435
01:07:03,100 --> 01:07:04,940
Your number keeps changing every time man,

1436
01:07:04,940 --> 01:07:06,540
before there was 100 gold in there.

1437
01:07:07,900 --> 01:07:09,900
With possibility of 125.

1438
01:07:09,900 --> 01:07:10,620
That's right.

1439
01:07:10,620 --> 01:07:11,120
Yes.

1440
01:07:11,580 --> 01:07:13,660
But you're not supposed to lead with that.

1441
01:07:14,700 --> 01:07:15,020
Well.

1442
01:07:15,020 --> 01:07:17,100
So is that sort of enough monies

1443
01:07:17,100 --> 01:07:19,580
in order to set up a goblin district?

1444
01:07:19,580 --> 01:07:20,380
Absolutely.

1445
01:07:20,380 --> 01:07:22,300
I mean, it's definitely a good start.

1446
01:07:22,300 --> 01:07:22,860
It's a good start.

1447
01:07:22,860 --> 01:07:26,700
Especially since we're already setting up this city anyway.

1448
01:07:27,580 --> 01:07:30,060
Yeah, it just gets set up with the city

1449
01:07:30,700 --> 01:07:34,140
and you guys can decorate it however you like.

1450
01:07:34,140 --> 01:07:36,460
You can reinvest it in the local economy?

1451
01:07:36,460 --> 01:07:40,140
Yeah, and maybe just don't kill people and stuff.

1452
01:07:40,780 --> 01:07:43,020
He's taking the seeds and eating them.

1453
01:07:43,500 --> 01:07:44,780
It's like one at a time.

1454
01:07:46,300 --> 01:07:51,019
Everybody who's trying to do this make a persuasion roll.

1455
01:07:52,780 --> 01:07:53,579
Not Damien.

1456
01:07:53,579 --> 01:07:56,300
He's still got them hot tied and holding them above the ground.

1457
01:07:56,300 --> 01:07:56,800
12.

1458
01:07:58,780 --> 01:07:59,280
16.

1459
01:08:00,219 --> 01:08:00,619
14.

1460
01:08:00,619 --> 01:08:01,340
I'm good at that.

1461
01:08:03,420 --> 01:08:03,920
22.

1462
01:08:05,820 --> 01:08:10,219
You know, the sunflower seeds are really selling it for me here.

1463
01:08:10,219 --> 01:08:11,420
Okay, we can go back.

1464
01:08:11,420 --> 01:08:14,139
We can talk to the boss.

1465
01:08:14,139 --> 01:08:15,820
I can smooth things over,

1466
01:08:15,820 --> 01:08:18,300
and we can set up this little district here

1467
01:08:19,180 --> 01:08:21,100
as long as these seeds keep coming.

1468
01:08:21,739 --> 01:08:23,180
Oh, yeah.

1469
01:08:25,180 --> 01:08:26,779
It's just one at a time.

1470
01:08:31,739 --> 01:08:34,699
Bertie looks at every seed that they hand you.

1471
01:08:34,699 --> 01:08:39,100
They just look the tiniest bit sad that it had to go.

1472
01:08:39,180 --> 01:08:42,460
Okay, as long as I'm still tied up and with you folks,

1473
01:08:42,460 --> 01:08:44,140
I need to keep getting seeds.

1474
01:08:44,140 --> 01:08:45,579
That's all I gotta say.

1475
01:08:45,579 --> 01:08:47,180
I mean, we can untie you.

1476
01:08:47,980 --> 01:08:50,860
I will untie you, but Bertie Little Mew will be

1477
01:08:51,500 --> 01:08:54,460
in charge of you until we get back to the city.

1478
01:08:55,579 --> 01:09:00,300
Unless I propose you take on the charge of Glim

1479
01:09:00,300 --> 01:09:01,900
and become their squire.

1480
01:09:03,980 --> 01:09:05,900
Oh, no, I don't think that's gonna happen.

1481
01:09:07,740 --> 01:09:08,780
Why not?

1482
01:09:08,939 --> 01:09:11,099
Haven't you wanted to see the world?

1483
01:09:11,099 --> 01:09:14,460
I mean, I feel like this podcast has had a goblin,

1484
01:09:17,019 --> 01:09:21,019
and I don't feel like maybe we need another one quite yet.

1485
01:09:22,619 --> 01:09:27,899
What if we just try it out as we go back to Daggerford

1486
01:09:27,899 --> 01:09:30,539
and we talk to your leader?

1487
01:09:30,539 --> 01:09:31,179
Yeah.

1488
01:09:31,179 --> 01:09:33,340
Your king?

1489
01:09:33,340 --> 01:09:33,899
Jincy.

1490
01:09:35,340 --> 01:09:36,300
Oh, Jincy.

1491
01:09:36,300 --> 01:09:36,619
Okay.

1492
01:09:37,579 --> 01:09:39,340
The local goblin comptroller.

1493
01:09:42,619 --> 01:09:43,659
Squiredom is very fulfilling.

1494
01:09:43,659 --> 01:09:46,220
And put forth our proposal.

1495
01:09:46,220 --> 01:09:48,220
Right, right, right.

1496
01:09:48,220 --> 01:09:49,579
Okay, well, let's do that.

1497
01:09:53,420 --> 01:09:54,779
Do you take all the wagons with you

1498
01:09:54,779 --> 01:09:55,819
or do you just go as a group?

1499
01:09:56,699 --> 01:09:58,059
I think we take the wagons.

1500
01:09:59,099 --> 01:09:59,819
It's a show of good faith.

1501
01:09:59,819 --> 01:10:01,180
We're far too trusting.

1502
01:10:01,180 --> 01:10:04,539
And we need to actually set up the town.

1503
01:10:04,939 --> 01:10:07,260
So, interned gobo district.

1504
01:10:08,460 --> 01:10:10,300
You make it back into the city

1505
01:10:10,300 --> 01:10:12,779
because you have this goblin with you.

1506
01:10:12,779 --> 01:10:14,380
You are allowed through the gates

1507
01:10:15,180 --> 01:10:16,619
and they let all the wagons through.

1508
01:10:16,619 --> 01:10:18,300
And you get into the center of town

1509
01:10:18,300 --> 01:10:22,140
where the goblin leader, Jincy, comes out.

1510
01:10:23,180 --> 01:10:28,619
And she is a large goblin for goblin standards.

1511
01:10:28,619 --> 01:10:33,500
And she's wearing furs and chains.

1512
01:10:33,500 --> 01:10:35,420
And she comes out and she says,

1513
01:10:35,420 --> 01:10:36,939
what is going on out here?

1514
01:10:38,779 --> 01:10:39,100
Well.

1515
01:10:39,899 --> 01:10:40,380
Hello.

1516
01:10:41,180 --> 01:10:41,819
They've come.

1517
01:10:41,819 --> 01:10:42,859
They've got seeds.

1518
01:10:43,899 --> 01:10:44,859
They untied me.

1519
01:10:46,699 --> 01:10:48,060
I'm going to gliss over the fact

1520
01:10:48,060 --> 01:10:50,699
because we're trying to build bridges here

1521
01:10:50,699 --> 01:10:54,539
that they may have killed a few of us.

1522
01:10:54,539 --> 01:10:55,340
We're fine about that.

1523
01:10:55,340 --> 01:10:56,300
Let's not talk about that.

1524
01:10:56,300 --> 01:10:57,100
Yeah, we're fine about that.

1525
01:10:57,899 --> 01:10:59,979
We would like to talk with you

1526
01:11:00,540 --> 01:11:05,500
about setting up a goblin district in this city

1527
01:11:05,500 --> 01:11:09,100
to live harmoniously with the rest of the people

1528
01:11:09,100 --> 01:11:10,380
coming to live here.

1529
01:11:11,020 --> 01:11:13,420
We'll say that you go through the whole spiel

1530
01:11:13,420 --> 01:11:15,340
that you just went through with the first goblin.

1531
01:11:15,340 --> 01:11:16,860
Everybody roll persuasion again.

1532
01:11:21,740 --> 01:11:22,300
18.

1533
01:11:22,300 --> 01:11:22,700
18.

1534
01:11:22,700 --> 01:11:23,340
18.

1535
01:11:23,340 --> 01:11:24,540
Oh, 17.

1536
01:11:24,539 --> 01:11:26,779
18.

1537
01:11:26,779 --> 01:11:28,300
You finish your speech.

1538
01:11:29,019 --> 01:11:32,939
And Jincy, who's drinking from a mug

1539
01:11:32,939 --> 01:11:34,380
that's much too large for her.

1540
01:11:34,380 --> 01:11:36,300
You're not sure what she's drinking.

1541
01:11:36,300 --> 01:11:38,699
It doesn't look like anything that should be consumed.

1542
01:11:39,819 --> 01:11:40,859
How turnt would you say she is?

1543
01:11:40,859 --> 01:11:41,500
Super turnt.

1544
01:11:42,539 --> 01:11:43,019
Hold on.

1545
01:11:43,019 --> 01:11:44,460
Let me roll for turnt.

1546
01:11:44,460 --> 01:11:45,340
Real turnt.

1547
01:11:45,340 --> 01:11:47,819
I mean, that's a 10.

1548
01:11:47,819 --> 01:11:50,060
So I mean, on a turnt scale, it's pretty good.

1549
01:11:50,060 --> 01:11:51,019
So 50% turnt.

1550
01:11:51,019 --> 01:11:52,220
She's getting there.

1551
01:11:52,220 --> 01:11:52,720
Yeah.

1552
01:11:53,119 --> 01:11:56,480
Um, she ponders everything that's been said.

1553
01:11:56,480 --> 01:11:57,600
And she says, all right.

1554
01:11:58,400 --> 01:11:58,720
All right.

1555
01:11:58,720 --> 01:12:01,199
But you don't think they're going to want to kick us out.

1556
01:12:01,199 --> 01:12:03,119
They're just going to put us into a little section

1557
01:12:03,119 --> 01:12:04,000
that's just for us.

1558
01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:06,320
And we get to partake in all of the things.

1559
01:12:06,320 --> 01:12:09,280
The 401K that you mentioned earlier,

1560
01:12:09,280 --> 01:12:12,640
the life insurance policies.

1561
01:12:12,640 --> 01:12:15,600
Well, I think that's based upon your individual employer.

1562
01:12:16,720 --> 01:12:18,800
But I think as long as you don't kill anybody,

1563
01:12:18,800 --> 01:12:20,240
everybody will be fine.

1564
01:12:21,199 --> 01:12:22,960
You just have to be good neighbors.

1565
01:12:23,760 --> 01:12:24,159
Yes.

1566
01:12:24,960 --> 01:12:26,960
There's a lot of reward to come with

1567
01:12:26,960 --> 01:12:29,119
just making sure you're not killing your neighbors.

1568
01:12:29,679 --> 01:12:30,639
That's true.

1569
01:12:30,639 --> 01:12:31,039
All right.

1570
01:12:31,039 --> 01:12:34,000
You have full buy-in and support of Little Goblin Town.

1571
01:12:35,679 --> 01:12:37,279
Turnt Gobbo District.

1572
01:12:37,279 --> 01:12:38,000
I like that.

1573
01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:40,000
You know, the name's not important.

1574
01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:40,960
But you know what?

1575
01:12:40,960 --> 01:12:43,679
This isn't, this isn't an official deal

1576
01:12:43,679 --> 01:12:45,439
until we celebrate with jam.

1577
01:12:47,439 --> 01:12:47,840
Jam.

1578
01:12:47,840 --> 01:12:48,639
Finally.

1579
01:12:48,639 --> 01:12:49,199
Jam.

1580
01:12:49,199 --> 01:12:49,679
Jam.

1581
01:12:49,679 --> 01:12:50,000
Jam.

1582
01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:50,800
Jam.

1583
01:12:50,800 --> 01:12:51,920
Jam.

1584
01:12:51,920 --> 01:12:54,319
All the Goblins are enchanting along with you

1585
01:12:54,319 --> 01:12:56,640
as they carry you forth through the city

1586
01:12:56,640 --> 01:12:59,520
towards the world's largest jam jar,

1587
01:12:59,520 --> 01:13:01,840
which is now in dagger version, of course.

1588
01:13:03,279 --> 01:13:05,279
And it is half full.

1589
01:13:06,159 --> 01:13:11,279
It's also their primary mode of tourism commerce

1590
01:13:11,279 --> 01:13:12,239
for this town.

1591
01:13:12,239 --> 01:13:12,640
Yeah.

1592
01:13:12,640 --> 01:13:16,880
It's good to have a plan of tourism commerce

1593
01:13:16,880 --> 01:13:18,479
when creating a new town.

1594
01:13:18,479 --> 01:13:19,279
That's right.

1595
01:13:19,279 --> 01:13:22,559
Well, especially when it falls in the Goblin District.

1596
01:13:22,559 --> 01:13:24,159
So they're going to be in charge of running it.

1597
01:13:24,159 --> 01:13:24,399
That's true.

1598
01:13:24,399 --> 01:13:25,039
They got to keep that stuff.

1599
01:13:25,039 --> 01:13:28,319
See, we've already helped them create income

1600
01:13:29,279 --> 01:13:29,599
in their district.

1601
01:13:29,599 --> 01:13:31,199
They've got a nice little economy going.

1602
01:13:31,199 --> 01:13:33,039
Plus, I imagine they'll start some,

1603
01:13:33,039 --> 01:13:35,279
like the best nightclubs will be in the Goblin District.

1604
01:13:35,279 --> 01:13:35,840
Oh, yeah.

1605
01:13:35,840 --> 01:13:37,439
Where everybody goes to get turnt.

1606
01:13:37,439 --> 01:13:38,399
It's going to be amazing.

1607
01:13:38,399 --> 01:13:39,359
It's great.

1608
01:13:39,359 --> 01:13:41,119
What kind of jam is it?

1609
01:13:41,119 --> 01:13:41,599
It's...

1610
01:13:41,599 --> 01:13:42,159
Strawberry.

1611
01:13:43,119 --> 01:13:43,679
Strawberry.

1612
01:13:44,319 --> 01:13:45,519
Oh, hard.

1613
01:13:45,519 --> 01:13:47,359
Hardly strawberry right there.

1614
01:13:47,359 --> 01:13:48,800
Strawberry jam.

1615
01:13:48,880 --> 01:13:51,680
It's been in my head since the start of like...

1616
01:13:51,680 --> 01:13:55,440
It's like a cartoon strawberry just painted on.

1617
01:13:56,000 --> 01:13:58,320
It might not actually be real strawberry jam.

1618
01:13:58,320 --> 01:13:59,279
It might be some other flavor,

1619
01:13:59,279 --> 01:14:01,199
but they painted a strawberry on it.

1620
01:14:01,199 --> 01:14:03,840
And so Bertie is convinced.

1621
01:14:03,840 --> 01:14:06,239
So as we're walking towards the jam,

1622
01:14:07,119 --> 01:14:11,840
Damian sensing that the end of this quest

1623
01:14:11,840 --> 01:14:14,400
is kind of wrapping up prior to whatever his

1624
01:14:14,400 --> 01:14:16,640
and Bertie Lemuse is about to be next time.

1625
01:14:16,640 --> 01:14:18,560
And he decides to kind of slip off

1626
01:14:18,560 --> 01:14:21,280
and have a quick moment with each of the three new friends

1627
01:14:21,280 --> 01:14:21,840
that he's made.

1628
01:14:22,800 --> 01:14:25,920
First, he walks over to Glim amidst the crowd.

1629
01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:29,760
And he says, again, not in his usual boisterous manner.

1630
01:14:30,880 --> 01:14:33,600
Glim, you have great potential

1631
01:14:33,600 --> 01:14:36,720
and the practice that we've had over the last few days,

1632
01:14:36,720 --> 01:14:40,160
I am very much impressed with your early dueling skills.

1633
01:14:40,160 --> 01:14:42,000
I really think you have a knack.

1634
01:14:42,000 --> 01:14:46,640
And I have seen people set out on this road and fail before.

1635
01:14:46,720 --> 01:14:49,280
I truly believe you will not be one of those people.

1636
01:14:49,280 --> 01:14:51,360
Good luck with your quest going forward.

1637
01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:52,640
Thank you.

1638
01:14:52,640 --> 01:14:53,600
Thank you, sir.

1639
01:14:53,600 --> 01:14:54,480
Oh, it's so nice.

1640
01:14:55,680 --> 01:14:56,079
Yes.

1641
01:14:56,079 --> 01:15:02,400
And then he walks over to Moot and he slips Moot a note

1642
01:15:03,039 --> 01:15:04,640
that has scribbled on it.

1643
01:15:05,680 --> 01:15:07,920
All he says is some of this information

1644
01:15:07,920 --> 01:15:10,720
may be useful to you going forward.

1645
01:15:10,720 --> 01:15:13,200
I do not know, but we are not going in this direction.

1646
01:15:13,200 --> 01:15:14,800
So maybe it will help you.

1647
01:15:14,800 --> 01:15:17,760
And it has like secondhand rumors,

1648
01:15:17,760 --> 01:15:19,920
notes about cult members taking over towns

1649
01:15:20,560 --> 01:15:22,079
and making them like home bases,

1650
01:15:22,960 --> 01:15:26,320
having illusionary effects, kind of hiding undead,

1651
01:15:26,320 --> 01:15:27,600
stuff of that nature.

1652
01:15:27,600 --> 01:15:28,880
But it's all kind of scribbled

1653
01:15:28,880 --> 01:15:31,279
and it's information he's captured from other people.

1654
01:15:32,079 --> 01:15:35,279
That's not too clear of a note that you can tell,

1655
01:15:35,279 --> 01:15:36,400
but definitely information though

1656
01:15:36,400 --> 01:15:38,159
that maybe will help you going forward.

1657
01:15:38,159 --> 01:15:38,960
Awesome.

1658
01:15:38,960 --> 01:15:42,560
Then Damian walks over to Sully,

1659
01:15:42,560 --> 01:15:43,920
who's kind of falling back

1660
01:15:43,920 --> 01:15:47,039
because poor Sully is definitely very tired.

1661
01:15:47,039 --> 01:15:49,120
And Damian leans down

1662
01:15:49,680 --> 01:15:53,680
and kind of gives Sully a very light punch

1663
01:15:53,680 --> 01:15:56,400
on the upper shoulder and goes,

1664
01:15:56,400 --> 01:15:57,920
please don't make me regret this.

1665
01:15:57,920 --> 01:16:01,360
I will tell the other two I'm giving you this.

1666
01:16:01,360 --> 01:16:04,560
And he gives the entire bAlydince of the 500 gold

1667
01:16:04,560 --> 01:16:08,240
over to Sully the direction we're going.

1668
01:16:08,240 --> 01:16:09,680
We're going to be in a good spot.

1669
01:16:09,760 --> 01:16:12,640
I want to make sure the three of you are well suited

1670
01:16:12,640 --> 01:16:13,840
for the days to come.

1671
01:16:13,840 --> 01:16:15,600
And he hands the whole pouch of gold

1672
01:16:15,600 --> 01:16:17,119
over to Sully for the group.

1673
01:16:17,119 --> 01:16:18,159
Say, ah, thanks man.

1674
01:16:18,159 --> 01:16:19,119
You made a good choice.

1675
01:16:19,119 --> 01:16:20,880
Those other two, they're very frivolous.

1676
01:16:22,079 --> 01:16:25,840
Moot, Glynn, Sully has your gold.

1677
01:16:26,560 --> 01:16:28,880
Don't let him tell you otherwise.

1678
01:16:30,480 --> 01:16:31,840
And you look in front of you

1679
01:16:31,840 --> 01:16:34,880
and Bertie has tried to climb into the jam jar.

1680
01:16:37,039 --> 01:16:38,320
Can we just like exit out

1681
01:16:38,319 --> 01:16:41,199
without having like a giant jam party?

1682
01:16:41,199 --> 01:16:44,319
Like we're throwing handfuls of jam at each other.

1683
01:16:46,880 --> 01:16:49,439
We fade out on the caravan drivers,

1684
01:16:50,159 --> 01:16:54,159
the guards that were and the goblins in Daggerford

1685
01:16:54,159 --> 01:16:59,359
awaiting the arrival of the citizens of Daggerford.

1686
01:17:38,880 --> 01:17:41,519
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1687
01:17:41,519 --> 01:17:44,719
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1688
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1689
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1690
01:17:50,239 --> 01:17:52,479
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1691
01:17:52,479 --> 01:17:56,159
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1692
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1702
01:18:21,279 --> 01:18:23,519
Sorry, I wasn't expecting this to happen.

1703
01:18:23,519 --> 01:18:24,000
Hold on.

1704
01:18:24,960 --> 01:18:26,960
You weren't expecting us to fight goblins?

1705
01:18:28,559 --> 01:18:30,559
Well, not in this fashion.

1706
01:18:32,640 --> 01:18:33,439
To be honest.

1707
01:18:34,080 --> 01:18:35,600
Well, you're a GM.

1708
01:18:35,600 --> 01:18:37,040
You should know we were automatically

1709
01:18:37,040 --> 01:18:38,400
going to be fucking with your plans, so.

1710
01:18:39,120 --> 01:18:40,480
Yeah, you did it.

1711
01:18:41,040 --> 01:18:41,520
We did it.

1712
01:18:41,520 --> 01:18:42,000
You did it.

1713
01:18:43,200 --> 01:18:43,840
Yay.

1714
01:18:43,840 --> 01:18:45,120
Congratulations, everyone.

1715
01:18:45,680 --> 01:18:48,000
Hey, when you offer turnt goblins.

1716
01:18:49,600 --> 01:18:51,280
You better deliver some turnt goblins.

1717
01:18:51,280 --> 01:18:52,320
Turnt goblins.

1718
01:18:52,320 --> 01:18:54,560
And you had Sully be like, I'm going to shoot it.

1719
01:18:55,520 --> 01:18:57,120
You should have known.

1720
01:18:57,119 --> 01:19:02,800
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